Friends part-3

Arjun and Sanket Meeting at their fixed place

Both friends use to hang out on a common place called as JJs.. for breakfast… this was the place where vinayak disclosed he was going back to india, this was the place where Arjun realized he should stop eating cheese, paneer, papad..and whatever he thought he could manage without.. Here was the place where he got the news that Gaurav Gone insane and here was the place where nitin finally accepted the offer of doing archeology..

Arjun ( with his kid) : hello buddy.. kaisa hai ?

With the years.. arjun has gained more weight and he was more known to people because of his dimple than the JJs café itself.

Sanket was considered to be the best guy in the whole place for being too helpful and kinda worried about the things..

Sanket : Finally shaadi kar raha hun..

Arjun : (Amazed…surprised).. What the fuck..congrats saale.. aaj tu party dega..main abhi sabko call karta..

Sanket : chal sale..

Arjun : anamika kaisi hai ?( Sanket’s would be wife).. pareshan to nahi karta na usko ?

Sanket: Karta hun tabhi to shadi kar raha hun.. Permanently ek he ko pareshan karunga..

Both Giggling..

Sanket : to fir tu aayega na shadi mein ?

Arjun: (Sad face.. ) I cant promise.. but I can surely try..

Sanket : (Strict Voice) when was the last time you were sure of something ?

Arjun : (thinking) ..yesterday when I decided not to eat ice cream from dairy queen..

Sanket : ( Wanted to laugh..but still holding on).. aab you need special invitation kya ?

Arjun : thik hai ..biwi se baat karke batata hun..

Sanket : (Giggling)… Lo sir..permission lo aap..

Arjun: Udle beta.. uddle… wapas to aayega na.. fir pata chalega..

Sanket: ( wanted to tell Arjun..that he wont return… But he stopped)

Arjun: kya hua..kuch bolega..ya fir abhi se bachcho ke bare mein soch rah ahai..

Sanket: Chal be.. abhi honeymoon baki hai..(Wink)

Arjun- Sanket- Giggling…

Arjun: (Staring at his cellphone).. Abe Nitin Calling re..

Sanket : (Confused).. kaun be..

Arjun : (Le baat karke pehchaan le..)

Sanket : (puzzled)… hello

Nitin : Or Qualcomm kaisa hai..

Sanket:  kya.. kaun.. kya..

Nitin: (Laughing).. abe nitin bolraa hun..

Sanket: are are.. sir aap..The Only Nitin Sir

Nitin: Abe chup karja.. bht marunga… India kab aaraaha hai ?

Sanket : Tujhe pata to hai.. aane wala hun..Shadi karne..

Nitin: Han han pata hai..Kal vinayak se baat hui thi..

Sanket: haan bas.. to fir milta hun..

Nitin: tu khush nahi hai shadi se ?

Sanket : (smiling.. ) abe abe meri girlfriend se he shadi ho rahi hai..

Nitin: to fir khush ho na..

Arjun laughing..

Sanket: Haan na sale.. chal Arjun se baat kar..

Arjun : Haan bhai..

Nitin: Sanket ke liye bachelors plan karte hain..

Arjun: (Looking at Sanket’s face)… ruk kuch sunai nahi deraha.. ek min de..(asking Sanket to wait)

Nitin: Good .. aab bata.. karne ka hai kuch ?

Arjun: Yaar I am so sorry..but I don’t know if I will be able to come or not..

Nitin : Abe tu aayega warna maar khayega..

Arjun: yaar bachcho ka school hai yaar..

Nitin: tu araha hai ya fir main aau ?

Arjun : Chal aaj sham tak done.. pakka batata hun.. mast si party plan karte..

Nitin : Vinayak se baat hui kya ?

Arjun : nahi yaar.. aake he karta hun India mein..

Chal bye.. Phone Hunged up..

Arjun : Chal Sanket fir khate hain or nikalte hain..tujhe bhi packing karni hogi na.. kuch help chahiye..

Sanket : tu bachche sambhal be apne.. main karta hun.. drop karne aajaiyo  bas..

Arjun: Sure yaar..

Both Left the place…

Friends (Part 1-2)

Here is the story of 5 guys.. many Years after their graduation !!

Part 1

Nitin : Hey Arjun whats up.. kahan shadi karke betha hai..

Arjun : (A little pause..10years was a long time to recognize a voice).. hello..

Nitin : Mote.. chal JJ ki treat de..

Arjun : (with smile on his face..and confused heart).. hello nitin.. bhai kahan hain tu.. kaisa hai.. fuck yaar..i missed you.. kitna phone try kiya.. nahi mila.. hows life and everything..

Nitin: hmmm..sab acha hai.. finally got into archeology.. abhi india mein Babar ki haddiya talash raha hun..

Both giggling

Arjun: to kuch mila kya..ya abhi bhi sirf dhund he raha hai..kaam chor..

Nitin : Mera chod.. tu suna.. kitne bachche hue.. kahan job lagi.. kya kar raha hai..

Arjun : Yaar..5yrs hogaye shadi ko.. sab thik hai.. Abhi US mein he hun.. wapas jane ka to mann tha.. but fir shadi hui.. fir bachche.. fir yaar kaun he settled ghar ko chodke jata hai..

Nitin : Wah.. wah..congrats.. package nahi puchunga main.. but toh woh Harley kharidi kya ?

Arjun: Abe sale tujhe abhi bhi yaad hai..  abhi adha amount joda hai..  kharid lunga.. tu babar ki haddi collect kar.. usko bechke kharid lete hain bike..

Giggle again..

Nitin : so where are the other roomies ? Gaurav, Sanket, Vinayak

Arjun : I have no idea boss.. 6 months pehele Gaurav ka call aaya tha.. kahi Africa ke jungle mein photography karne gaya tha.. pata nahi gorilla kha gaya usko.. ya fir wahi jungle mein rehne laga.. no clue..

Nitin: so finally..he took photography.. acha hai uske liye.. abhi facebook pe kuch bhi nahi daalta woh..

Arjun : Bhai.. Network mein bhi to rehna chahiye na us jungle ko..

Both giggling..

Part 2

Vinayak : (Busy with his work in office… New Hairstyle.. got hair transplant 8years ago.. not yet married.. still looking for options..)..

Telephone ringing..

Vinayak : (Usual office tone).. hi this is Vinayak from  VI internationals..

Sanket : I would like to use your computer to check out my bill on wall mart.. and will you please download an app called splitvise..we have unsettled account..

Vinayak : (Puzzeled).. May I know who is this ?

Sanket : Do you really want me to hung up the phone ?

Vinayak : (Wtf Mode) Excuse me ?

Sanket : Not Excused anymore.. sale chup chap treat de..

Vinayak : Who the hell are you ?

Sanket : I don’t know the hell.. I am the one who use to make Special Besan sabji for the whole house..

Vinayak : (Coming back to senses).. ohh.. abe..sale..(loud voice)… (silent)..

Sanket : (laughing hard)….Saaale.. Office mein chilla raha hai..

Vinayak : sorry yaar.. abhi splitwise dalta hun..sorry bhai..sorry..

Sanket : Abe yaar.. ha hogaaya CEO sahib..aab bas karo..

Vinayak : Kahan hain tu ? or kya chal raha hai life mein ?

Sanket : Bas abhi india aane ka plan kar raha hun..

Vinayak : bas utar gaya bhoot US ka..

Sanket : Haan be..

Vinayak : aao Sarkar aao..

Sanket : Haan haan aaraha hun.. Nitin se mila kya..

Vinayak : Abe parso he mila tha.. babar ki haddiya dhund raha hai ..all over india..

Sanket : Babar ? Abe he got the job he wanted ?

Vinayak : Abe kabhi kuch pata rehta tha humko eska jo aabhoga ?

Sanket : Main Arjun se milne jaraha hun..then  I will leave for India

Vinayak : India aake  pehele edhar attendance deke jana.. warna 100$ fine..

Sanket : tu nahi sudharega..

Both giggling..

An Excerpt of a Couple's Day !!

Nachiket : (Busy looking at his laptop)

Gauri : Suno…

Nachiket : (30 Second pause..looking at his laptop.. ).. Kuch kaha tumne..

Gauri : ( Playing with her hairs).. Main soch rahi thi ki hume kahi bahar ghumne jana chahiye..

Nachiket : (Still looking at his laptop).. toh fir chalte hain kahi ghumne.. bolo kahan jana hai..

Gauri : Tumhare paas meri shakal dekhne ko time nahi hai.. kahi ghumane ki to baat he mat karo..

Nachiket : (Puzzeled).. What  ? aab kya hua ?

Gauri : (Angry) tum kabhi nahi samjhoge..

Nachiket : (Still lying on bed).. Are baba bolo na kya hua ? thoda urgent kaam hai gussa kyu ho rahi ho ?

Gauri : Tum or tumhara kaam, Bas eske alawa jindgi mein hai he kya tumhare.. main to bas khana banana wali bai hun.. jo bas kaam karti rahu tumhare..

Nachiket : (Realizing.. shit is getting serious ).. Are kya hua batao toh ?

Gauri : Mujhe nahi karni baat aapse..

Nachiket : (realizing he must have done something wrong.. recalling what he did in past week, month)..

Gauri : aab kuch hoga nahi apke paas bolne ke liye..  mujhe pata he tha.. Main ja rahi hun Bye.

Nachiket : (Gauri ka bday kab aata hai ? hamari marriage anniversary? Eski ma, papa, bhai, bahen ka birthday ?? hamare tommy(dog) ka bday ??)

Gauri: (From kitchen).. Bai ne chai banadi hai.. peelena.. gulaam bana rakha hai.. kuch yaad he nahi rehta.. pata nahi shadi ke he kyu thi…

Nachiket : (Looking at calendars, emails, date, card, reminder..).. shit yaar.. kya bhula main.. aab kya gift deke manau apni darling ko..

Nachiket :  (Getting up from the bed.. to ask her whats wrong with gauri…).. before he could reach.. he figured out..she is talking to someone…

Gauri(on phone) : I married a dumbo you see.. nahi shefali(gauri’s cousin).. who the hell forgets the first date.. shadi ko 2 years ho gaye.. he didn’t even remember it.. log 10-20yrs yaad rakhte hain pheli mulaqat ko…

Nachiket : (What the F…….. First date… yar shadi hogai.. aab first date kya yaad rakhu..)

Gauri (on phone) :  nahi yaar.. main es bar unko maaf nahi karne wali.. pichli baar anniversary bhi maine yaad dilwai thi.. or tujhe pata haina.. tere bday pe..i forced him to wish you.. he doesn’t even remember your birthday.. waise bolte he ki shefali.. achi hai.. usko bhool nahi sakta..bla bla bla..

Nachiket : ( I gotta plan something good to make her happy.. warna aaj world war hoga ghar mein..).. now looking at gauri.. and smiling..

Gauri : (furious)… What ??

Nachiket : Yaar tumse to majak bhi nahi kar sakte kya hum ?

Gauri : Do Not fool me now..

Nachiket : (Wink) are tumhe he ho.. bas tum he ho.. meri ashiqi aab tum he ho..

Gauri : Please.. Mujhe nahi sunna koi gaana..

Nachiket : ( Continue singing the same song)…

Gauri : Don’t touch me..(Smiling).. Mujhe nahi karni baat na tumse…

Nachiket: (holding her in arms)… happy First date Day janu..

Gauri : You remember it ?

Nachiket : Or nahi to kya.. tumare liye gift dhund raha tha jab tum mujhse baat kar rahi thi…

Gauri : Oh really ??

Nachiket : (Not realizing the depth of the situation).. Yes

Gauri : Acha dikhao kya dhund rahe the.. ?

Nachiket : (Shit)… (Was doing his work )( amazon ki history mein weights, Xbox hai recent views mein.. shit.. I am caught)… abhi nahi na..thoda wait to karo.. It’s a surprise janu…

Gauri : Okay(smiling)

Nachiket : (Sigh.. Bach Gaya..).. toh fir aaj chale kya kahi fancy restaurant ??

Gauri : acha batao..aaj ek or cheez hui thi ? who kya thi ?

Nachiket: (Holy fuck)

Gauri: Han han batao na.. Batao Batao..

Nachiket: Abdul kalam ka bday ??

Gauri: Mere buddhu.. aaj hum tommy ko ghar laye the..

Nachiket: (are you kidding me ?? Maine shadi ke he kyu ???).. kya yaar tum bhi na..

Gauri: mujhe pata tha..tumhe yaad nahi hoga..

Nachiket: (fake laugh) ha ha ha.. very funny..

Gauri: to aaj hum long walk pe jayenge..fir street food..fir ghar wapas..

Nachiket: janu.. kya yeh sab 2-3hrs mein ho jayega ?

Gauri: kyu ? tumne he to bola.. dinner pe chalne ka hai ?

Nachiket: Haan but usme long walk kahan include hota hai ?

Gauri : (making faces).. to tum he decide karlo na kya karna hai.. kahi nahi jaate hai.. yeh he thik hai..main roz ki tarah khana bana dungi..tum kha ke sojao.. bas or bacha he kya hai life mein..

Nachiket: are baba..pucha he to hai.. jaate hai na marine drive.. ek long walk.. fir paas mein kala khatta bhi khate hai..(wink)..

Gauri:  You sure ??

Nachiket: meri jaanu se badhkar kuch hai he kahan life mein..(Boss kal jan se maardalega, PPT saurabh banayega, Ghar mein biwi..office mein bOss.. B ne ******** kardala life ka)

Gauri- Nachiket  ( Hugging each other)

Love you—Love You too !!

4 Epic Days of a Boy's Life !! (Indian Version)

4 Epic Days of a Boy’s Life (Indian Version)

Boy: Usual Day..

Boy Parents: Beta yeh hain falana dhimkana ,Enki ladki hai jo govt job karti hai ,  To yeh apse bat karne aaye hain

Boy:  Ji…. Smiling (what the fuck is going on )

Boy :*silence mode on*

Girl Parents: beta kuch apne bare mein kuch batao

Boy: errrr.... ummm.. hmmm.. main parhai kar raha hun abhi toh.. fir job lagnee ke baad settle hona hai life mein..

Girl Parents: umm...acha beta kahan settle hona chahte ho...

Boy: ummm...ahhhh...ohhkkk...Kuch years Us mein.. fir india

Boy Parents: US ji apna desh kahan hai..wapas to india he best hai ji..

Boy: (wtf.. mujhe masti karni hai).. jii haan.. india is best

Girl Parents: wahan salary ka kya scene hai..

Boy :  (haan haan.. ladki bech do.. kharid leta hun.. ). Evil grin.. ji 75 to 100k ki to lag he jayegi..

Girl Parents: ( bingo).. yeh to kafi acha hai fir..

Girl Parents: beta or khane mein kya pasand karte ho.. veg.. non veg..

Me: (nashedi hun...insan khata hun).. ji veg hun..  US  mein aake chalu kiya tha..chorh diya fir.. abhi veg..

Girl’s Parents : hamari beti bhi veg hai.. topper hai.. bht acha khana banati hai.. ghar mein sabki laadli hai..

Boy : (ajee ghanta)..  hmmm smiling

Parents : beta kuch puchna hai yo puchlo

Boy:( kaiko paka rahe ho mere ko).. Nahi aapne to puch he liya hain.. (Smiling)

Girl PARENTS : to fir hamari taraf se sab acha he hai

Parents : Ji apki khushi mein hamari khushi hai

Boy: (Wtf..wait.. Ladki kahan hai )... err.. But

Girl Parents: Han ladki ki photo dekhlijiye

Boy: (aab thik hai..dikhao jara..)Ji

Parents: achich ladki hai dekhne mein..

Boy: abe.. je kaun hai.. muh suja rakha.. photoshop bhi dhange se nahi ki..

Girl Parents: to fir hamari taraf se haan samajhiye

Parents: ji fir aate hain apke ghar..

Boy: (hey bhagwaan main barbaad hone wala hun)

Parent: Ji bahut shukriya aane ka

GIRL PARENTS: hum apke aabhari hain.. Jo apne time diya..

Boy: Dad..i gotta go.. thoda kaam hai..

Girl Parents: Kitne mehenti hain yeh..

Parents: bas kya bataye..thode jyada he kaam le rakhe hain sir pe..

Girl Parents: (aab to pakka esi ko patake rakhne ka hai).. haan lag he raa hai.. kitna kaam rehta hoga na..US ..badi companies

Parents: ji..aap to samajh he rahe hain..

BOY:( ma ki aankh.. londo ko call karo..barbaad hone wala main)

GIRL PARENTS: to fir yeh chhoti si bhaeth hamari taraf se (giving gifts)

Parents: are eski kya jarurat thi

GIRL PARENTS: ajee fir rishta pakka samjhe to fir etna to haq samaj lijiye

Parents: are aap bhi.....

 GIRL PARENTS: nahi nahi ..bas ese hamari taraf se rakh lijiye..

DAY 2

Boy : (Lets Talk yaar, I need to know who am I marrying to )

Boy : Hi

Girl : hi

Boy: My name is this

Girl : ji, Papa bata rahe the..

Boy: .........

Boy : kaise ho aap....

Girl: main thik hun..... aap kaise ho..

Boy : main bhi acha hun...

Girl :.....

Boy: ......

Boy :.. acha to fir mainr akhta hun thoda kaam agaya

Girl : .... ji.. apna dhyan rakhiye

Boy : haan ji aap bhi..

*Phone cut*

Boy: (Fuck man.. i aint marrying.).

Boy: (kitta jhaad hai be..i dont have anything to talk)

Girl Calling her Friends

Girl : haye.. unhone call ki.. mera haal chaal puucha.. es bar karva chauth ka vrat unhi ke liye..

Girl : mummi.. mujhe woh pasand.. hain.. sab frens ko call karke bolit hu..

Boy Calling his Friends

Boy : bhai.. phat gai be..

Girl : kitne pyare hain woh.. unhi ki shakal mere dimag mein ghumti rehti hai..

DAY #3

Parents Calling the Boy !!

Boy Parents : beta..

Boy: Haan papa

Boy Parents: ladki ke ghar kab chalne ka hai

Boy: (Fuck)... ji papa.. abhi ek project aaya hua hai.. to fir bad mein kabhi

Boy Parents: are beta yeh to deen duniya hai.. Project chalte rahenge

Boy Parents: dekh aao.. tumhari bhi tension door ho jayegi..or hamari bhi..

Boy Parents: woh bhhi to wait kar rahe honge.. ladki wale hain..Tension hoti hai..

Boy: (hey bhagwana mujhe paida kyu kiya)....Ji papa

Boy Parents: to fir es friday ki ticket book kardi hai..

Boy: But papa..

Boy Parents: Chup chap ajao..

Boy: But……

Boy Parents: bado ki baat sun liya karo..

Boy: ok

Boy: Poker face

Day #4

Girl Parents : Ji aayiye aaiye..aapka swagat hai

Boy: (FB status: whatsup status: Life sucks..i aint marrying)

Boy Parents : ji aap kaise hain.. are eski kya jarurat thi...

Girl Parents: yeh hain bade chahcha..chhote chahac.. tau.. ladki ke dost.. mami..mosi..

Boy Parents : Ji namaste.. namaste.. namaste..

Boy : (Ma ki aankh..) Namste..Namste,,Namastee

Boy looking at his Mother :( ma aankhe dikhaying.. ki pairi pona kar) .. ji beta ense milo

Boy : ( lelo meri)... ji namaste ..namaste..

Girl’s Friends : hehehehehehehehehehehehe.. look at him.. OMFG

Boy: Yeh kaunsa  jungle hai.. mujhe susu jana hai..

Girl Parents: beta kaise ho aap.. kuch loge kya..juice..coldrink

Boy Parents: are eski kya jarurat thi..

Girl parents: chintu..chootu.. eski ma woh leaao..uski ma woh leoooo

Girl sisters: Jiju kuch lelo na..

Boy : (what).. i havent said yes

Boy : where is the washroom

Girl friends:.. ehehehehehehehhe..ahahahhahaa..

Girl Parents: chintu.. jiju ko washroom dikhado..

Girl Sister: Jiju ko main le jati hun..

Boy : ( Let me Pee in Silence Please )

In Washroom *PRIVATE MOMENTS*

 ( tu gaya be.. tu barbaad hogaya.. aab nahi bachega tu.. na bol he nahi sakta.. yeh teri apne sath  private talk hai..uske baad tu barbaad hojayega)

out of washroom

Girl Friends: .. laughing hards clicking pics

Girl Parents : aao aao beta betho..

Boy Parents : are jo mithai thi woh to bht tasty thi..

Girl Parents: yahan ke mashooor halwai ki hatho ki thi..

Boy Parents:  are wah.. woh laddoo to bht pasand aaye esko

Boy : ( kausne laddu be).. Ji haan..kya woh or milenge..

Girl Parents : are bolo to halwai bhijwa dete hain..

Everyone laughing

Boy : (Poker face)

Boy’s Parents: Zara ladki ko bulaiye

Boy: ( kaiko bula re.. khaana khaane do..)

Girl’s Parents: haan haan bulao.. bulao..

Friends (of girl): ji abhi leke aaye..

***Here comes the girl.. her all friends are worse than her.. but just one who will be at the back will be the hottest chick so far..***

Boy: (trying not to get disappointed)

The Girl looking down the whole time

Boy: (abe chai leke nahi aayi.. je kaisi modernization hai..)

Girl looking down.. her friends scanning the boy from top to bottom..

Boy’s Parents: beta kaise ho

Girl: (looking down)... nodding head.. Ji

Girl’s Parents: sharmaati bahut hai… beta kuch sunado..

Boy: (No freaking way).. (M Out.. ) Smiling..

Friends(of girl) : haan uncle bahut acha gaati hai..

***Girl started singing***

Boy:(Nahi.....).. trying not to laugh hard...

**Song over... everyone clapping..**

Boy: (also clapping)

Boy’s Parents : to beta aapko banaana kya kya aata hai ?

Girl’s Parents: are master chef hai ghar ki

Girl: ji chhole , rajma, tandoori.. muglai.. biryani.. yeh sab

Boy:( ammi  esko puchh le..aalu ke paranthe)... hmm..

Boy’s Parents: are wah.. humko to muglai nahi aata.. ek nayi dish bad jayegi..

Boy (pinching mom as hard as he can..)

Boy’s Parents: are humko thodi to baat kar lene do.. baad mein tum he kar lena beta

Boy: (WHAT THE FUCK).. poker face

***everyone laughing***

Girl’s Parents: haan beta jao... thoda baat karlo

Boy (Furious)

Boy’s Parents (wink)

Boy: Fuck

then boy and girl in one rooom

Boy checking his phone

Girl looking at her hands

Boy (staring at Girl) : eeewwww..photoshop

Girl still looking at her hands

Girl : Kaise ho ?

Boy: (abe jaan legi kya).. i am fine.. how are you ?

Girl : aap hindi mein bhi baat kar sakte hain..this is not USA

Boy:( Face palm)..

Boy: (trying to be funny..) to mohtarma kaisi hain aap

Girl: mohtarama ?? what

Boy: hindi mein bolo re

Girl : re..what

Boy: that is the reason why i dont speak in hindi to strangers

Girl : me stranger

Boy : SO ?

Girl : i thought

Boy: what did u thought

Girl: main achi hun..

Boy: to fir aage ka kya plan hai

Girl: sssshadi ke baad..muhe...

Boy: no not shadi.. career

Girl: oh ..achhh..... hmmmm.. abi main yahan job kar rahi hun..fir aage masters karke badi company mein kaam karne hai..

Boy: (kya pakau hai be..) ohkya.. nice plan

Boy: hobbies kya kya hai..

Girl: Cooking, Reading, or baki time he kahan milta hai..

Boy: ( Face palm).. hmmmm

Girl: apki hobbies

Boy: soccer, travelling, sight seeing, having fun, sarcasm, fun all the time.

Girl: waow..

Boy : (yawn).. acha or bataiye

Girl: to fir aapke kya future plan hai

Boy: Engineering se paise kamane ka..fir sab chorh charh ke world tour pe jane ka..

Girl: ( A big pause)....

Girl: ,........................................

Girl: okay...

Boy: kya hua ?

Girl: nahi to woh 75-100k package

Boy: (bitch please)... haan woh jab tak job..tab tak paise..

Girl: to woh kitne years.. ??

Boy: Me : 4-5.. at max 6..

 60K he to chahiye

Girl : ........

Girl:....

Girl: but shadi ke bad kharche bad jate hai.. jimmedaria aajati hai...

Boy: haan tabhi toh.. job chorhne ka..mast ghumne ka.. free rehne ka..

Girl: .................

Girl: ,,,,,

Girl: ... main kuch samji nahi..

Boy : Are aram se chill marne ka

Girl: (On the verge of crying)….

Girl: jab se apse mili.apke bare mein soch rahi thi.. ki good life. yehw oh..

Boy: lo chalu hogai aab yeh..

Girl: but aisa lag raha hai aapko life mein kuch interest he nahi hai..

Boy: nahi. nahi.. life mein chill rehne ka plan hai..

Girl: OKAY

Boy: (Realizing ki ma kya kahegi..ki sale..yeh kaiko barbadi macha rakahi tune..)

Boy: i was joking.. i am not leaving job.. sabka dekhna padta hai na..

Girl: EVIL GRIN

Girl: (aap to bade majakiya hain)...

Boy: ( Oh really.. abhi bola tha sarcams is hobby)

Girl: laughing

Boy: face palm

to bahar chale

Girl: .......

Boy:  ( aab kya chah ri tu ).....

Girl: ........ smiling

Girl: chalte hain

Boy and girl out of rooom

Parents (of both) : looking at both

Girl: smiled

Girl’s parents: super happy

boy : looking at his parents face

Boy’s parents : (Asking the boy to smile )

Boy : Fake smile

***PARTY TIME BEGINS***