Friends (Part 1-2)

Here is the story of 5 guys.. many Years after their graduation !!

Part 1

Nitin : Hey Arjun whats up.. kahan shadi karke betha hai..

Arjun : (A little pause..10years was a long time to recognize a voice).. hello..

Nitin : Mote.. chal JJ ki treat de..

Arjun : (with smile on his face..and confused heart).. hello nitin.. bhai kahan hain tu.. kaisa hai.. fuck yaar..i missed you.. kitna phone try kiya.. nahi mila.. hows life and everything..

Nitin: hmmm..sab acha hai.. finally got into archeology.. abhi india mein Babar ki haddiya talash raha hun..

Both giggling

Arjun: to kuch mila kya..ya abhi bhi sirf dhund he raha hai..kaam chor..

Nitin : Mera chod.. tu suna.. kitne bachche hue.. kahan job lagi.. kya kar raha hai..

Arjun : Yaar..5yrs hogaye shadi ko.. sab thik hai.. Abhi US mein he hun.. wapas jane ka to mann tha.. but fir shadi hui.. fir bachche.. fir yaar kaun he settled ghar ko chodke jata hai..

Nitin : Wah.. wah..congrats.. package nahi puchunga main.. but toh woh Harley kharidi kya ?

Arjun: Abe sale tujhe abhi bhi yaad hai..  abhi adha amount joda hai..  kharid lunga.. tu babar ki haddi collect kar.. usko bechke kharid lete hain bike..

Giggle again..

Nitin : so where are the other roomies ? Gaurav, Sanket, Vinayak

Arjun : I have no idea boss.. 6 months pehele Gaurav ka call aaya tha.. kahi Africa ke jungle mein photography karne gaya tha.. pata nahi gorilla kha gaya usko.. ya fir wahi jungle mein rehne laga.. no clue..

Nitin: so finally..he took photography.. acha hai uske liye.. abhi facebook pe kuch bhi nahi daalta woh..

Arjun : Bhai.. Network mein bhi to rehna chahiye na us jungle ko..

Both giggling..

Part 2

Vinayak : (Busy with his work in office… New Hairstyle.. got hair transplant 8years ago.. not yet married.. still looking for options..)..

Telephone ringing..

Vinayak : (Usual office tone).. hi this is Vinayak from  VI internationals..

Sanket : I would like to use your computer to check out my bill on wall mart.. and will you please download an app called splitvise..we have unsettled account..

Vinayak : (Puzzeled).. May I know who is this ?

Sanket : Do you really want me to hung up the phone ?

Vinayak : (Wtf Mode) Excuse me ?

Sanket : Not Excused anymore.. sale chup chap treat de..

Vinayak : Who the hell are you ?

Sanket : I don’t know the hell.. I am the one who use to make Special Besan sabji for the whole house..

Vinayak : (Coming back to senses).. ohh.. abe..sale..(loud voice)… (silent)..

Sanket : (laughing hard)….Saaale.. Office mein chilla raha hai..

Vinayak : sorry yaar.. abhi splitwise dalta hun..sorry bhai..sorry..

Sanket : Abe yaar.. ha hogaaya CEO sahib..aab bas karo..

Vinayak : Kahan hain tu ? or kya chal raha hai life mein ?

Sanket : Bas abhi india aane ka plan kar raha hun..

Vinayak : bas utar gaya bhoot US ka..

Sanket : Haan be..

Vinayak : aao Sarkar aao..

Sanket : Haan haan aaraha hun.. Nitin se mila kya..

Vinayak : Abe parso he mila tha.. babar ki haddiya dhund raha hai ..all over india..

Sanket : Babar ? Abe he got the job he wanted ?

Vinayak : Abe kabhi kuch pata rehta tha humko eska jo aabhoga ?

Sanket : Main Arjun se milne jaraha hun..then  I will leave for India

Vinayak : India aake  pehele edhar attendance deke jana.. warna 100$ fine..

Sanket : tu nahi sudharega..

Both giggling..