An Excerpt of a Couple's Day !!

Nachiket : (Busy looking at his laptop)

Gauri : Suno…

Nachiket : (30 Second pause..looking at his laptop.. ).. Kuch kaha tumne..

Gauri : ( Playing with her hairs).. Main soch rahi thi ki hume kahi bahar ghumne jana chahiye..

Nachiket : (Still looking at his laptop).. toh fir chalte hain kahi ghumne.. bolo kahan jana hai..

Gauri : Tumhare paas meri shakal dekhne ko time nahi hai.. kahi ghumane ki to baat he mat karo..

Nachiket : (Puzzeled).. What  ? aab kya hua ?

Gauri : (Angry) tum kabhi nahi samjhoge..

Nachiket : (Still lying on bed).. Are baba bolo na kya hua ? thoda urgent kaam hai gussa kyu ho rahi ho ?

Gauri : Tum or tumhara kaam, Bas eske alawa jindgi mein hai he kya tumhare.. main to bas khana banana wali bai hun.. jo bas kaam karti rahu tumhare..

Nachiket : (Realizing.. shit is getting serious ).. Are kya hua batao toh ?

Gauri : Mujhe nahi karni baat aapse..

Nachiket : (realizing he must have done something wrong.. recalling what he did in past week, month)..

Gauri : aab kuch hoga nahi apke paas bolne ke liye..  mujhe pata he tha.. Main ja rahi hun Bye.

Nachiket : (Gauri ka bday kab aata hai ? hamari marriage anniversary? Eski ma, papa, bhai, bahen ka birthday ?? hamare tommy(dog) ka bday ??)

Gauri: (From kitchen).. Bai ne chai banadi hai.. peelena.. gulaam bana rakha hai.. kuch yaad he nahi rehta.. pata nahi shadi ke he kyu thi…

Nachiket : (Looking at calendars, emails, date, card, reminder..).. shit yaar.. kya bhula main.. aab kya gift deke manau apni darling ko..

Nachiket :  (Getting up from the bed.. to ask her whats wrong with gauri…).. before he could reach.. he figured out..she is talking to someone…

Gauri(on phone) : I married a dumbo you see.. nahi shefali(gauri’s cousin).. who the hell forgets the first date.. shadi ko 2 years ho gaye.. he didn’t even remember it.. log 10-20yrs yaad rakhte hain pheli mulaqat ko…

Nachiket : (What the F…….. First date… yar shadi hogai.. aab first date kya yaad rakhu..)

Gauri (on phone) :  nahi yaar.. main es bar unko maaf nahi karne wali.. pichli baar anniversary bhi maine yaad dilwai thi.. or tujhe pata haina.. tere bday pe..i forced him to wish you.. he doesn’t even remember your birthday.. waise bolte he ki shefali.. achi hai.. usko bhool nahi sakta..bla bla bla..

Nachiket : ( I gotta plan something good to make her happy.. warna aaj world war hoga ghar mein..).. now looking at gauri.. and smiling..

Gauri : (furious)… What ??

Nachiket : Yaar tumse to majak bhi nahi kar sakte kya hum ?

Gauri : Do Not fool me now..

Nachiket : (Wink) are tumhe he ho.. bas tum he ho.. meri ashiqi aab tum he ho..

Gauri : Please.. Mujhe nahi sunna koi gaana..

Nachiket : ( Continue singing the same song)…

Gauri : Don’t touch me..(Smiling).. Mujhe nahi karni baat na tumse…

Nachiket: (holding her in arms)… happy First date Day janu..

Gauri : You remember it ?

Nachiket : Or nahi to kya.. tumare liye gift dhund raha tha jab tum mujhse baat kar rahi thi…

Gauri : Oh really ??

Nachiket : (Not realizing the depth of the situation).. Yes

Gauri : Acha dikhao kya dhund rahe the.. ?

Nachiket : (Shit)… (Was doing his work )( amazon ki history mein weights, Xbox hai recent views mein.. shit.. I am caught)… abhi nahi na..thoda wait to karo.. It’s a surprise janu…

Gauri : Okay(smiling)

Nachiket : (Sigh.. Bach Gaya..).. toh fir aaj chale kya kahi fancy restaurant ??

Gauri : acha batao..aaj ek or cheez hui thi ? who kya thi ?

Nachiket: (Holy fuck)

Gauri: Han han batao na.. Batao Batao..

Nachiket: Abdul kalam ka bday ??

Gauri: Mere buddhu.. aaj hum tommy ko ghar laye the..

Nachiket: (are you kidding me ?? Maine shadi ke he kyu ???).. kya yaar tum bhi na..

Gauri: mujhe pata tha..tumhe yaad nahi hoga..

Nachiket: (fake laugh) ha ha ha.. very funny..

Gauri: to aaj hum long walk pe jayenge..fir street food..fir ghar wapas..

Nachiket: janu.. kya yeh sab 2-3hrs mein ho jayega ?

Gauri: kyu ? tumne he to bola.. dinner pe chalne ka hai ?

Nachiket: Haan but usme long walk kahan include hota hai ?

Gauri : (making faces).. to tum he decide karlo na kya karna hai.. kahi nahi jaate hai.. yeh he thik hai..main roz ki tarah khana bana dungi..tum kha ke sojao.. bas or bacha he kya hai life mein..

Nachiket: are baba..pucha he to hai.. jaate hai na marine drive.. ek long walk.. fir paas mein kala khatta bhi khate hai..(wink)..

Gauri:  You sure ??

Nachiket: meri jaanu se badhkar kuch hai he kahan life mein..(Boss kal jan se maardalega, PPT saurabh banayega, Ghar mein biwi..office mein bOss.. B ne ******** kardala life ka)

Gauri- Nachiket  ( Hugging each other)

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