Friends Part 8

It was a rough day for sanket , he wasnt able to think straight, Gaurav on the other hand was still not worried about sanket, Karthik was angry with his father for asking him to move out, Anamika's Father was still in no Non sense mode, he was thinking about his daughter and sanket, but still didnt wanted to discuss with anyone.

Next morning..gaurav recieved a call from unknown number..

Gaurav: Hello
Rakshanda: Main bol rahi hun..Uncle ko pataya kya ?
Gaurav: are yaar..tumne bataya nahi uncle ek dum sanki hai..

On phone was Gaurav's girlfriend..  she was the one who sent gaurav to convince Anamika's Dad to talk to her father for letting her marry him.

Rakshanda:  Tumhe Uncle sanki lag rahe hain..then god bless you..
Gaurav: Yaar sanket ko janti ho..
Rakshanda: Han woh qualcomm wala.. kya hua usko..
Gaurav: He is in love with uncle's Daughter..
Rakshanda: Wtf.. yaar apna rayeta nahi sambhal raha..tum uska dahi ka rayeta banane mein lage ho..
Gaurav: yaar Please.. Bhai hai woh mera..
Rakshanda: Agar mere dad ko convince nahi kiya na..to fir mere se bura  koi nahi hoga...
Gaurav: Tumse bura ho bhi nahi sakta.. Sanki baap..Jiddi ladki..
Rakshanda: Mere dad ke liye kuch mat bolo... jis kaam ke liye gaye ho..woh to karo..
Gaurav: are pagali.. agar Sanket ke liye Uncle maan gaye to fir Uncle tumhare Dad ko bhi mana lenge na..
Rakshanda: ha ha ha.. funny.. tumhara camera nahi hai yeh.. jo setting change karke..achi picture nikal loge..yahan setting kharab hui..toh we are screwed..
Gaurav: Kahan se leke aati ho logic ?
Rakshanda: tumse kuch to seekha haina..
Gaurav: aaab rakh bhi do phone.. let me do my work..
Rakshanda: I want positive result..  i want to get married before you leave asia..
Gaurav: Next project asia mein lelunga. Intezar karo thoda..
Rakshanda: Main fir nahi kar rahi shadi tumse.. You are impossible..
Gaurav: Majak kar raha hun.. will do something... dont worry..
Rakshanda: Thats like my boy.. over and out..
Gaurav: Kamaal ki ladki hai...

On the breakfast table..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav beta.. toh australian tour kaisa tha..
Gaurav:(surprised..uncle taking interest in photography).. uncle acha tha.. kuch khas success nahi mili.. but learnt a lot about lizards..

Karthik surprised .. anamika's mom making faces.. uncle surprised..

Anamika's Dad: Oh lizard... kuch batao unke bare mein...
Gaurav: Uncle.. breakfast nahi kha paoge aap..

Every one chuckling...

Gaurav: uncle aap bataiye na.. kuch army ka..
Anamika's Dad: (smiling.. feeling proud.. sudden change in voice).. kya sunna chhaoge ARMY ka..  discipline.. honour.. Battle..
Gaurav: uncle woh story bataiye na.. jism you had a fight with rebellion group.. Karthik bata raha tha..something happened..
Karthik: Looking strangely at Gaurav... Main.. maine kab aisa..bol..
Anamika's Dad: woh to karthik ko bhi nahi pata.. Dushmano ne gher liya tha.. Main akela bacha tha batallion mein.. 5 ko ek sath mar giraya.. woh bhi bare hands..
Gaurav: bare hands.. Uncle kya bat hai.. Guns nahi the kya..
Anamika's Dad: Are beta.. Foladi haatho ke samne.. hathiyar kaam nahi aate..
Gaurav knew he is getting close to his mission...
Gaurav: Wah uncle..to body show ho jaye..shamko..
Anamika's Dad: are beta.. aab to bhudapa aagaya.. aab kya body..
Gaurav: are uncle.. sher budha ho ya jawan..sher he rehta hai... kyu aunty..
Anamika's Mom Smiles.. Uncle got a good ego boost.. karthik was still wondering as to what really is gaurav doing..
Karthik: Toh Gaurav.. Hows your life.. kaisa chal raha hai  kaam.. where is your next assignment..
Gaurav: are kaam to chalta rehta hain..Uncle aap bataiye.. kya karna hai aage ..
Anamika's Dad: Still in that Proud moment.. Kuch nahi.. Ek business ka soch raha hun...
Karthik: Hmm.. Dad ko help ho jayegi..
Anamika's Dad: Mujhe kisi ki help nahi chahiye..
Gaurav: Karthik.. Please.. Subah subah nahi.. toh uncle..kya socha hai ?
Anamika's Dad: Soch raha hun.. Farm house kharidu.. Kheti badi karu...
Gaurav: Idea bura nahi hai.. but fir land manage kaise karoge aap..
Anamika's Dad: aab ladka ladki ki shadi karke.. time he time hoga..sab manage ho jayega..
Gaurav: acha uncle aap Ghosh uncle ko jante hain ?
Anamika's Dad: are woh ghosh, Jigri dost hai mera.
Gaurav: acha uncle.. toh aap unke bare mein bataye..
Karthik looking at gaurav with raised eye brow.. suddenly Aunty stopped eating.. Uncle..start Staring at him..
Anamika's Dad: How do you know him ?
Gaurav: Are unki beti hai ..woh mere sath kaam karti hai..usne bataya ki he is very strict...
Anamika's Dad: are nariyal hai woh toh.. upar se strict..ander se narm..
Gaurav: Bilkul apki tarah..
Anamika's Dad: Bahut smart tarike se baat karlete ho tum toh..  Unki beti pasand hai ?
Gaurav: kaun ? kya? mujhe? are nahi.. kya baat kar rahe ho uncle.. main shadi.. abhi thodi na umar hai meri..
Anamika's dad: beta hamari umar mein .. sirf shakal dekhke pata chal jata hai ki ladke ke ander kya chal raha hai..
Gaurav: to sanket ko dekh ke kya laga..
Anamika's Dad: tum uski sifarish ke liye yahan ruke ho ?
Gaurav: are uncle generally question puch raha hun..
Anamika's Dad: ladka thik hai..
Gaurav: to fir dikkat kahan hain uncle..
Anamika's Dad: Caste.. Culture.. Values..
Gaurav: Ghosh uncle ki bhi to caste alag hai.. aap Indian Army se ho.. wahan  bhi agar casteism hone laga to desh ko bachayega kaun ?
Anamika's Dad(Looking at the table...listening to gaurav)
Gaurav: main gaurantee de sakta hun..us ladke ki.. he is one of the best guy i have met so far..
Anamika's Dad: beta.. vichaar nahi milenege..
Gaurav: ladke se 5 min bat karke.. vichaar nahi milenge.. time dena hota hai..
Anamika's Dad : Beta.. main samajhta hun.. but bahar ki hawa bht kharab hai..
Gaurav: to uncle..caste ka koi problem nahi hai..
Anamika's Dad: Main army se hun beta.. Caste Vaste ka koi matlab nahi hai mujhe..
Gaurav: to fir aakhir locha kya hai ?
Anamika's Dad: Locha ?
Gaurav: i mean problem ?
Anamika's Dad: I cant not digest the fact that my daughter is getting married and i can not chose a boy for her.
Gaurav: ( yeh kya hai.. uncle ko ladka dhundna tha.. aab kya bolu)
Gaurav: Believe me uncle.. yeh bht acha hai .. aap he batao..agar yeh log wah shadi karlete to kitna bura hota..
Anamika's Dad: agar esne America jaake chorh diya meri ladki ko to fir main to kahi muh dikhane layak nahi rahunga..
Gaurav: Are uncle.. pre nup karwa lete hain..
Anamika's Dad: yeh kya hai ?
Gaurav: are mast cheez hoti hai.. aisa karte hain..ki agar ladka ladki chodhke jata hai to ladke ki sari property ke naam..
Anamika's Dad: aisa hota hai ?
Gaurav: Uncle ji.. aapne bhali chinta ki.. Lawyer hain daddy..sab set karwa deta hun..
Anamika's Dad: hmm.. to fir shayad baat ban sakti hai..
Gaurav: to fir usko bolu..parents leke aajaye..ya fir aap jana chahoge.. ghar bhi dekh lena..
Anamika's Dad: hmm.. main he jata hun.. pata to chale ki meri ladki rahegi kahan..india aake..
Gaurav: Mubarak ho uncle..
Anamika's Dad: tune meri tension he door kardi..
Gaurav: Are uncle.. aap bhi to mere dost ke papa hai..

After a break..

Gaurav: are uncle woh ghosh uncle kaise hain ?
Anamika's Dad: are woh acha hai..soch raha hun..unki beti ki shadi karthik se karwadu..
Gaurav in WTF mode..
Gaurav: Karthik ? rakshanda se ?
Anamika's Dad: haan.. saalo ki dosti rishte mein badal jayegi..
Gaurav: are uncle..karthik se puch lijiye..  or us ladki ke bare mein kuch bol nahi sakte..
Anamika's Dad:  karthik mera beta hai.. maan jayega.. bachpan ke dost hain woh log.. or ladki to tere sath kaam karti hai.. koi dikkat hai ?
Gaurav:  Bas uncle kya batau aapko.. jaane dijiye..
Anamika's Dad: Kyu kuch aisi waisi ladki hai kya ?
Gaurav: uncle aab jaane dijiye.. ladkiyo ke bare mein aise baat nahi karni chahiye..aap to jaante he ho..
Anamika's Dad: beta bata mere ko..main ghosh se baat karte hun..
Gaurav: are uncle..jaane dijiye.. aab kya he batau..
Anamika's Dad: are beta..bol.. kya pareshani hai..
Gaurav: are uncle..hai uska ek boy friend..usi ke sath ghumti firti hai.. edhar udhar..party sharty karti hai.. chhote chhote kapde pahen ke..
Anamika's Dad: chhote kapde ? nahi nahi .. karthik ki shadi nahi karwani fir toh..
Gaurav: (relaxed) haan uncle..aab aap he socho..aaapki ladki chhote kapde pehne to kaisa lagega aapko..
Anamika's Dad: haan beta.. i am feeling sorry for ghosh..
Gaurav: Me too uncle.. uncle aapse ek favor mangna tha..
Anamika's Dad: Haan bolo..
Gaurav: Uncle us ladki ka boy friend main he hun..
Anamika's Dad: Tum? to fir aise nahi bol sakte the.. etna ghuma ke kyu bola..
Gaurav: aap karthik ki shadi ka soch rahe the..
Anamika's Dad: tum bhi to mere beta ho na.. jaise karthik..waise tum..
Gaurav: thank you uncle.. aap uncle se baat karloge fir..mere liye..
Anamika's Dad: i will try..
Gaurav: uncle please.. mere ko shadi karni hai usse..
Anamika's Dad: i said.. i will try..
Gaurav: abhi to karthik or main ek se the apke liye..aab u will try..
Anamika's Dad: okay..i will make sure..i get i done..
Gaurav: thank you uncle.. Sanket se bat karleta hun aab..

Later That Day..
Sanket: Hello
Gaurav: Bhai.. Uncle ji tere ghar aare.. tayiyar rakh sabko..
Sanket: but ghar pe sare mehman aaye hue hain..shadi ka ghar hai..
Gaurav: not my problem.. i did what i said..
Sanket: Yaar kuch kar na..
Gaurav: Sorry babe.. your mess..take care of it..

Friends Part 7

Sanket: tu phele bata nahi sakta tha dost ka naam ?
Gaurav: Mujhe sapne arahe hain ki tu dost ki bahen pe line maarega ?
Sanket:(annoyed) woh meri biwi hone wali hai.
Gaurav: Chup ka ja.. shadi cancel karwa dunga teri..
Sanket: tu dost hai ya devil
Gaurav: welcome to the hell..

Anamika's Mom: Beta gaurav..tum sanket ko kaise jante ho ?
Gaurav: aunty humne masters saath he mein ki thi..
Karthik: to he is the one jisko har sentence mein "adjective F" lagana hota tha..
Gaurav: hehehe..no..that is arjun.
Anamika's Mom: Beta sanket kuch kha lo..
Gaurav: Sanket khao na beta..
Sanket: (poker face smile) ji aunty leta hun..uncle ji kahan hain ?
Anamika's Mom: bas aate he honge.. Pooja kar rahe hain..
Gaurav: Uncle chutti pe aaye hain kya ?
Karthik: are retire hogaye.. Army walo ne bola.. aap ghar mein jyada thik rahoge..
Sanket: ARMY.
Gaurav: (looking at sanket)
Sanket: nahi woh..actually army mein interest the hamesha se... to thoda surprise laga..
Gaurav: GF se romance ke alawa ghar ki bat kar li hoti..
Sanket(poker face)

the all of a sudden..a husky voice came from another room..
Karthik.. woh ladka aagaya kya ?

Karthik: Ji papa.. or apke liye surprise bhi aaya hai..
Anamika's Dad: usne naa kardi shadi ko ?
Sanket: fuck me.
Gaurav: Uncle ji namaste..
Sanket: bhai tu help karega meri.. situation is worse in here..
Gaurav: ruk.. eski sari family ko pata lunga..
Sanket: teri nahi meri shadi honi hai anamika se..
Gaurav: abe bhabhi hai meri woh..
Sanket: sorry.. but i am scared..

Anamika's Dad: gaurav beta tum kahan se.
sanket noticed he is being ignored..
Gaurav: uncle apne dost ke liye apki ladki ka hath mangne aaya hun..
Anamika's Dad: Surprisingly looking at gaurav and sanket..
Sanket: got up to touch his feet..
Anamika's Dad: Sit down..gentle man..there is no need to show sanskar..
Gaurav sensed that tension between the two..
Gaurav: Aunty toh trip kaisi rahi aapki ?
Anamika's Mom: Achi thi beta.. tumhare uncle 10yrs baad leke gaye the kahi mujhe..
Sanket still freaking out.. doesn't know as to what to say and what exactly is going on..
he knew..if the impression is not good.. today will be the last day of Sanket is Anamika's Life..

Anamika's dad: Sanket.. tell me about yourself..
Gaurav: Uncle koi job posting nikli hai kya ?
Anamika's dad: staring at gaurav.. and then at karthik..
Sanket: Pinching gaurav.. let me talk..
Sanket: Uncle..  i am working as Senior Engineer in Qualcomm, i am earning 120k which is equal to 7,500,000 in Inr.. I have a home in Buffalo, its a nice place.
i will keep anamika happy , i know she is the best girl i will ever get in my life,  she is combo of you two actually, your discipline,  aunts smile and kindness.
She is beautiful girl..
Anamika's Dad: She is my daughter.. ofcorse she is beautiful.
Anamika's Mom: Smiling at sanket..
Gaurav:(face palm..murmering.. kaash hindi movies dekhi hoti to esko malum hota ki ladki ke bap se kaise bat karte hain)
Sanket: (angry face) looking at Gaurav.. you are not helping me out..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. yeh tumhari tarah to nahi haina.. jagah jagah ghumta rahe.. weird life style.. eating whatever he can.
Gaurav: (poker face smile).. hehehe.. nahi nahi uncle.. yeh to engineer hai.. kaam karta hai. wapas aata hai ghar.. bas.. kahi bhi jata hai anamika ko leke jata hai...
Anamika's Mom: Beta kabhi anamika ne tumhare bare mein nahi bataya.. baki sanket ke sab dosto ke bare mein suna hai..
Gaurav: woh aunty.. main chala gaya wahan se..before all this started.. toh anamika se kabhi milna nahi ho paya..
Anamika's Dad: toh how can you tell me..that he stays in buffalo.. when you dont even stay there..
Gaurav: Uncle.. ladka hai.. i mean dost hai mera.. i know him..we used to be room mates, we dont lie to each other.. bht seedha ladka hai..
Anamika's Dad: main sab janta hun..kaun kitna seedha hai.. ladke bahar jake bigad jate hain..
Gaurav: toh woh to ladkiya bhi bigad jati hai..
Sanket: awww shit..
Anamika's Dad: what do you mean.. I have full faith in my daughter.. she is still the same as she was..
Gaurav: just becuase she is your daughter ..toh everything is the same as before..and sanket is not your son to woh bigad gaya.. what is this uncle..
Anamika's Dad: Giving a huge stare to gaurav..
Sanket: Staring at gaurav.. wtf are you doing ?
Anamika's Dad: Becuase thats my daughter.. and i know her well..
Gaurav: how much sure are you about your son Karthik ?
Karthik: Gaurav..how am i related to all this..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. I am 100% sure..he is a gentleman.. and he is bold enough to say what he did..
Gaurav: Karthik.. Did they know that you have a girlfriend..
Karthik: Stop it..
Anamika's Dad: Karthik.. what is all this.. How could you do this..
Gaurav: Relax uncle.. i just wanted to see how much you trust..
Sanket: Uncle.. maine kabhi kuch life mein galat nahi kiya..if you want ..i will come back to India. But please dont say ki i dont love her..(in tears)
Gaurav: Uncle.. Bharosa rakhiye.. agar apki ladki ko kuch hua to sabse phele main mardalunga sanket ko..
Anamika's Dad: Bharose ke baat nahi hai beta.. i am not sure if he is the right person..upar se caste..
Gaurav: Wohoho.. Army person.. Worrying about Caste..
Anamika's Mom: bas ek yehi problem hai beta.. aab tumse kya chhupana.. tum log bade ho to samajh sakte ho..
Anamika's Dad: dekho... mujhe anamika ki shadi karwane mein problem nahi.. but this caste system is a huge burden.. i have huge respect in society..
Sanket: I understand that part... but esme mera kya dosh hai if i am from another caste..
Gaurav: Uncle.. apko achcha lagega agar apki ladki kisi apki jaat wali se shadi karle..or khush na rahe..
Anamika's Dad:  beta woh baat main samajh raha hun.. but Ijjat bht mushkil se kamai jati hai..
Gaurav: Uncle ijjat..caste dekh ke nahi ki jati..
Anamika's Mom: (Crying).. i never knew.. etna bada decision lena padega..
Anamika's Dad: Sanket.. dont take me wrong.. but yes caste is a big issue..mujhe sochne ka waqt chahiye..
Gaurav: Sanket tu Ja.. main uncle ka jawab leke jaunga..
Anamika's Dad: tum yehi rukne wale ho na Gaurav..
Gaurav: ji uncle..or haan sunke he ghar se vida lunga..
Sanket: uncle i am here for 15days...please jaldi decision lena..its a matter of life for 2 persons..
Karthik: I would not marry in my caste.. I am letting you people know..
Anamika's Dad: You will do what i say.. this is my House.. my rules.
Karthik: I will leave with Gaurav then.. i have an offer from a big company.. rehna akele aap dono.. this is height of Dictatorship..
Anamika's Dad: Leave NOW
Anamika's Mom: Are pagal ho gaye ho kya.. kya anab shanab bole jarahe ho..
Anamika's Mom: sanket.. beta abhi thik waqt nahi hai baat karne ka.. fir bat karte hain.. abhi behtar hoga aap chale jao..
Gaurav: Bhai.. tu abhi chale ja.. fir karte hain baat..
Sanket: Gaurav.. you are responsible ki aage kya hona hai..

Sanket moved out.. he is at the gate..discussing things with gaurav..
Sanket: Yaar uncle nahi maanegenge..
Gaurav: Uncle kya enke poore pariwar wale manegnge..
Sanket: Yaar i am shit scared.. sari cheeze book kar chuka hun.. kitna sara paisa lag chuka hai..
Gaurav: abe tujhe paise ki padi hai yahan.. its a matter of life..
Sanket: Ghar jaake kya bolu.. Dad is upset ki mujhe aake bat karni pad rahi hai...Ladki wale aate hain bat karne..
Gaurav: Sanket sir.. Please.. Orthodox se Paradox ho jayega.. agar thoda bhi Traiditional pe gaye aap..
Sanket: i dont know ki aunty bhi manenge.. anamika se kya bolu yaar..
Gaurav: Aunty ki to Yes hai.. tu tension na le.. Uncle ko manana hai..
Sanket: Gaurav..yaar kuch ho to jayega na.. sab positive hoga na..
Gaurav: main karthik ke sath kuch plan karta hun.. kuch to hojana chahiye.. i mean positive reh..
Sanket: Anamika ko boldu haan..
Gaurav: Abhi nahi.. 2 din ka time de usko..
Sanket: main chalta hun aab..
Gaurav:  relax..
Sanket: How can i
Gaurav: still.. i will handle it.
Sanket: its all in your hand..

Friends Part 6

Phase 6

the guy sanket was sitting with was gaurav, his old room mate buddy, he had no clue as to why is he at the airport,  he didnt had habit of asking gaurav too many question, because he never got straight reply, a very awkward chemistry these guys had.

Sanket: kaisa hai ?
Gaurav: (Smiling) 
Sanket: Bhai kuch bol le..
Gaurav: Shadi karne ka soch raha hun.
Sanket: Ladki kahan ki hai? Malaysia? China? Spain? American? brazilian? Italian? French ? German ?
Gaurav: Indian
Sanket: Holy F.... kya bat kar raha hai ?
Gaurav: Sath mein kam karti hai..
Sanket: Kahan ki hai Indian mein se ?
Gaurav: American Born desi Indian hai.
Sanket: Toh american hai na
Gaurav: Nahi be..hindi bolti hai..
Sanket: Like maamiijii Namaaste , papaa ji naamaaste..
Both Chuckling

Gaurav: Tu kyu jaraha hai india
Sanket: I am getting married.
Gaurav: WTF..YOU ? Kaun be ? Kab ? Sale mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?
Sanket: Kaunse jungle mein tha ? Phone lagta hai tera ? Sale 1000 bar call kiya hoga..
Gaurav: Poker Face
Sanket: 15 din mein shadi hai meri..
Gaurav: Shit yaaar
Sanket: Aaab kidhar jana hai tujhe ?
Gaurav: yaar next weekend ko bhutan jana hai..
Sanket: Dekh..aaj tak tujhse kabhi kuch bola nahi.. agar tu shadi mein nahi ruka..to fir shakal mat dikhaiyo
Gaurav: Bhutnike(his pet word).. ladki patali..shadi karne jarahe ho.. humko koi clue nahi hai.. or fir mujhse bol raha hai shakal mat dikhaiyo..
Sanket: (EVil GRIN) sab log aarahe hain ..please aajaiyo.. meri photos lene
Gaurav: I dont click pics of suited animals, I like it raw
Sanket:  I will pay You
Gaurav: Chal be.. main Schedule dekhta hun..
Sanket: Chal aab main sota hun..tu dekhle apna..
Gaurav: Main airhostess ko janta hun.. baat karleta hun..
Sanket: acha utarke Arjun se baat karliyo.. tere ko yaad kar raha tha..

After few hours.. Gaurav was not at his place, sanket was wondering as to what sort of thing gaurav might be doing in the Flight.Sanket knew Gaurav has always been out of order, but that what makes their chemistry weird, he smiles at whatever he does, Gaurav always tried his best to know whats going on with sanket, but may be the years of long gap as made that friendship a bit distant to share the inner feelings.

Gaurav: Uth gaya tu ?
Sanket: Kidhar tha tu ?
Gaurav: You were snoring to main pakk gaya tha..
Sanket: I dont snore you know that
Gaurav: Le kuch khale.. kamjor lag raha hai
Sanket: You own the plane or what ?
Gaurav: Bola to Air hostess apni dost hai..
Sanket: Chal achcha hai.. tera time pass hogaya..
Gaurav: hmmm.. life kaisi chal rahi hai ? Shadi kab hai ? kahan hai ?
Sanket: Yaar nagpur, apna sheher, wahi karunga..
Gaurav: to sab set haina.. koi dikkat hai kya ?
Sanket: Bit hesitant.. han..nahi..kyu..kya dikkat hogi.. sab thik hai..
Gaurav: Uske mummi papa ya tere parents ?
Sanket: kya hai be tereko ? kya hai problem teri? (Irritated)
Gaurav: Bata de..fir nahi puchunga
Sanket: Uske parents yaar, rehne de ..tu life enjoy kar..
Gaurav: Haan saale..hume kyu batane lage.. jao Call karlo India..kisi dost ko batane ke liye..
Sanket: Poker face
Gaurav: Dekh..main help kar dunga..bata toh..tujhse bada hun.. evil grin
Sanket: kuch nahi..uske parents ko problem hai.. Caste System, Gov job.
Gaurav: Abe kaunse jamane ke logo se shadi kar raha hai ? Mughal ya fir ashoka?
Sanket: Majak mat kar.. sala 15din mein sab set karna hai..
Gaurav: Main chalu sath kya ?
Sanket: Nahi main bula lunga..agar dikkat lagi toh.
Gaurav: You sure?
Sanket:  bhai..Please chal yaar..phati padi hai..
Gaurav: acha thik hai.. main fir tera rada khatam karke jayega bhutan..
Sanket: thanks, main tera rehna arrange karta hun..
Gaurav: Tu tension mat le.. mera dost hai nagpur mein..i will manage..
Sanket: okay.. main batata hun kab chalna hai sasural
Gaurav: aaye haye..sasural.. ladka bada hogaya..

Captian announcing : the flight will land in 15 mins, please fasten your seat belt.

Gaurav: FInally India
Sanket: Hmm..kitne years baad araha hai ?
Gaurav: Its been life time
Sanket: kitne din ka hai Asia tour ?
Gaurav: aab India and subcontinent for 6 months.
Sanket: so you will be around?
Gaurav: Hell yeah.. aab i will be in reach.
Sanket: You sure ? India mein bhi jungles hain(laughing)
Gaurav: Face palm
Gaurav: nahi yaar.. rahunga.. i will buy satellite phone
Sanket: dont get fancy aab
Gaurav: hogaya tera.. aab thoda chain ki saans lele
Sanket: SMiling

FLight Landed....

Gaurav: i will get the luggage and everything..fir tere ko bahar milta hun..
Sanket: haan.. thik..but abhi ghar nahi ja raha hun..i have to meet few people for office setup
Gaurav: what exactly are you doing with your life ?
Sanket: Its all fucked up..
Gaurav: Staring at him
Sanket: this is my number.. call me when u get the phone
Gaurav: Okay.. so who is picking u up ?
Sanket: A friend..fir jata hun..give me a call and we'll sit and talk about marriage..
Gaurav: Chal mere ko bhi kuch kaam hai.. milta hun tujhe.. bad mein..

Hugs and hand shake.. then ADIOS..

At the Airport
Gaurav: aagai tu ?
Sakshi(Gaurav's Buddy): Laughing
Vishal:(sakshi's Husband): hello, How you doin ?
Sakshi; Oh please..No english..
Vishal: Poker Face
Gaurav: kitni dominating hai tu ? vishal eska kahana band karde..
Sakshi: tum dono ko khana nahi milega
Gaurav: kidhar leke jarahi hai mere ko
Sakshi: Surprise party
Gaurav: Surprise or party dono ?
They reached the venue

Vishal made gaurav his eyes closed..
They moved in a dark room..and suddenly..light up..everyone clapping..

Gaurav's Whole family was there..
everyone looking at him..cheering up..

Sakshi hugging vishal and crying..(girl with low emotional quotient)

Sakshi's Kids also crying because mom was crying, it was an emotional moment for her , half of the people were crying to see him, and half of them were happy,
it was a chaotic happines for the whole family.

Next day
Gaurav: hello sanket,
Sanket: haan..this is your phone number na..
Gaurav: I need arjun's number
Sanket: @#$%^&*(%^&
Gaurav; okay, let me know when do we have to work on, i got the place arranged for myself.
Sanket: okay, take care, see you sooon..

Gaurav: Hello, Can i talk to some fat fuck from Black Bull University?
Arjun: WTF.. who the fuck are you
Gaurav: Oh Cmon.. Do not pretend as you know me
Arjun: Fuck off, dont call me again
Gaurav: Dare you hang up the phone , i will fuck you up..
Arjun: Laughing..
Gaurav: Laughing..
Arjun: Jinda ho aaap..
Gaurav: Haan yaar.. India aaya..sanket ke sath..
Arjun: Same flight, Great..
Gaurav: haan, tu suna, hows bhabhi? hows kids? hows life ? feeling so good to talk to you
Arjun: Everything great buddy, tu suna..kaisa hai? kab tak hai tu waha? you will be in shadi na.. we will have fun, maja aayega..
Gaurav: thoda aram aram se baat karle..
Arjun: to es baar pics ka kya hua
Gaurav: In process, wild life photography as its best, abhi shayad award milega
Arjun: Holy shit..dude.. you are living your life
Gaurav: Kya sale.. eating the same shit daily.. bayer grills ka bhai hogaya hun..i dont want to remember kya kya khaya maine..
Arjun: hahahhahaa.. welcome to life of bullshit eaters..
Gaurav: Please.. Main bike chalate hue.. makkhiya nahi khata..
Arjun: Poker face
Gaurav: tu kab araha hai
Arjun: will reach by 5th, shadi 15th ki haina..
Gaurav: okay..chal aabhi rakhta hun.. fir karta hun baad mein call..
Arjun: okay, sabko ghar mein namaste bolna.. so good to talk to you man.. missed you buddy.
Gaurav: Same here bitch..Take care.. see you sooon..

Next day
Sanket: hello gaurav,
Gaurav: haan bhai.. everything fine ?
Sanket: yeah, i booked the tickets we have flight in 4hrs..see you at the airport
Gaurav: Okay, i'll be there, get your shits together, its the show time,
Sanket: DO not scare me,
Gaurav: ohkay, chal fir vijay hoke aate hain..

IN Nagpur
Sanket: yaar bht ajeeb lag raha hai..
Gaurav: everything will be alright..dont worry
Sanket: Hmm.. we are going there directly..
Gaurav: okay, let me inform my friend..

Gaurav: Hello boss, i will be coming home late, dost ke sath jaraha hun kaam se..
Karthik:  okay perfect, mere bhi ghar pe guest arahe hain..  i will let you know when i'll be free..
Gaurav: see you man, bye

Sanket: agaya ghar, we'll meet them first, leave the luggage in here only.
Gaurav: yaar, yeh ghar kuch jana pehchana lag raha hai..
Sanket: abhi philosophy mat kar..
Gaurav: aisa kyu lag rha hai yeh mere dost ka ghar hai..
Sanket: stop messing around.. yeh meri sasural hai..
Gaurav: dude..m sure yeh dost ka ghar hai..
Sanket: please.. abhi nahi..

Anamika's mom opened the gate: aao sanket beta.. (looking at gaurav).. gaurav beta tum yahan..
Gaurav: (whispering): i told you.. man..this is freaking awkward
Sanket: Fuck Man...