Friends Part 6

Phase 6

the guy sanket was sitting with was gaurav, his old room mate buddy, he had no clue as to why is he at the airport,  he didnt had habit of asking gaurav too many question, because he never got straight reply, a very awkward chemistry these guys had.

Sanket: kaisa hai ?
Gaurav: (Smiling) 
Sanket: Bhai kuch bol le..
Gaurav: Shadi karne ka soch raha hun.
Sanket: Ladki kahan ki hai? Malaysia? China? Spain? American? brazilian? Italian? French ? German ?
Gaurav: Indian
Sanket: Holy F.... kya bat kar raha hai ?
Gaurav: Sath mein kam karti hai..
Sanket: Kahan ki hai Indian mein se ?
Gaurav: American Born desi Indian hai.
Sanket: Toh american hai na
Gaurav: Nahi be..hindi bolti hai..
Sanket: Like maamiijii Namaaste , papaa ji naamaaste..
Both Chuckling

Gaurav: Tu kyu jaraha hai india
Sanket: I am getting married.
Gaurav: WTF..YOU ? Kaun be ? Kab ? Sale mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?
Sanket: Kaunse jungle mein tha ? Phone lagta hai tera ? Sale 1000 bar call kiya hoga..
Gaurav: Poker Face
Sanket: 15 din mein shadi hai meri..
Gaurav: Shit yaaar
Sanket: Aaab kidhar jana hai tujhe ?
Gaurav: yaar next weekend ko bhutan jana hai..
Sanket: Dekh..aaj tak tujhse kabhi kuch bola nahi.. agar tu shadi mein nahi ruka..to fir shakal mat dikhaiyo
Gaurav: Bhutnike(his pet word).. ladki patali..shadi karne jarahe ho.. humko koi clue nahi hai.. or fir mujhse bol raha hai shakal mat dikhaiyo..
Sanket: (EVil GRIN) sab log aarahe hain ..please aajaiyo.. meri photos lene
Gaurav: I dont click pics of suited animals, I like it raw
Sanket:  I will pay You
Gaurav: Chal be.. main Schedule dekhta hun..
Sanket: Chal aab main sota hun..tu dekhle apna..
Gaurav: Main airhostess ko janta hun.. baat karleta hun..
Sanket: acha utarke Arjun se baat karliyo.. tere ko yaad kar raha tha..

After few hours.. Gaurav was not at his place, sanket was wondering as to what sort of thing gaurav might be doing in the Flight.Sanket knew Gaurav has always been out of order, but that what makes their chemistry weird, he smiles at whatever he does, Gaurav always tried his best to know whats going on with sanket, but may be the years of long gap as made that friendship a bit distant to share the inner feelings.

Gaurav: Uth gaya tu ?
Sanket: Kidhar tha tu ?
Gaurav: You were snoring to main pakk gaya tha..
Sanket: I dont snore you know that
Gaurav: Le kuch khale.. kamjor lag raha hai
Sanket: You own the plane or what ?
Gaurav: Bola to Air hostess apni dost hai..
Sanket: Chal achcha hai.. tera time pass hogaya..
Gaurav: hmmm.. life kaisi chal rahi hai ? Shadi kab hai ? kahan hai ?
Sanket: Yaar nagpur, apna sheher, wahi karunga..
Gaurav: to sab set haina.. koi dikkat hai kya ?
Sanket: Bit hesitant.. han..nahi..kyu..kya dikkat hogi.. sab thik hai..
Gaurav: Uske mummi papa ya tere parents ?
Sanket: kya hai be tereko ? kya hai problem teri? (Irritated)
Gaurav: Bata de..fir nahi puchunga
Sanket: Uske parents yaar, rehne de ..tu life enjoy kar..
Gaurav: Haan saale..hume kyu batane lage.. jao Call karlo India..kisi dost ko batane ke liye..
Sanket: Poker face
Gaurav: Dekh..main help kar dunga..bata toh..tujhse bada hun.. evil grin
Sanket: kuch nahi..uske parents ko problem hai.. Caste System, Gov job.
Gaurav: Abe kaunse jamane ke logo se shadi kar raha hai ? Mughal ya fir ashoka?
Sanket: Majak mat kar.. sala 15din mein sab set karna hai..
Gaurav: Main chalu sath kya ?
Sanket: Nahi main bula lunga..agar dikkat lagi toh.
Gaurav: You sure?
Sanket:  bhai..Please chal yaar..phati padi hai..
Gaurav: acha thik hai.. main fir tera rada khatam karke jayega bhutan..
Sanket: thanks, main tera rehna arrange karta hun..
Gaurav: Tu tension mat le.. mera dost hai nagpur mein..i will manage..
Sanket: okay.. main batata hun kab chalna hai sasural
Gaurav: aaye haye..sasural.. ladka bada hogaya..

Captian announcing : the flight will land in 15 mins, please fasten your seat belt.

Gaurav: FInally India
Sanket: Hmm..kitne years baad araha hai ?
Gaurav: Its been life time
Sanket: kitne din ka hai Asia tour ?
Gaurav: aab India and subcontinent for 6 months.
Sanket: so you will be around?
Gaurav: Hell yeah.. aab i will be in reach.
Sanket: You sure ? India mein bhi jungles hain(laughing)
Gaurav: Face palm
Gaurav: nahi yaar.. rahunga.. i will buy satellite phone
Sanket: dont get fancy aab
Gaurav: hogaya tera.. aab thoda chain ki saans lele
Sanket: SMiling

FLight Landed....

Gaurav: i will get the luggage and everything..fir tere ko bahar milta hun..
Sanket: haan.. thik..but abhi ghar nahi ja raha hun..i have to meet few people for office setup
Gaurav: what exactly are you doing with your life ?
Sanket: Its all fucked up..
Gaurav: Staring at him
Sanket: this is my number.. call me when u get the phone
Gaurav: Okay.. so who is picking u up ?
Sanket: A friend..fir jata hun..give me a call and we'll sit and talk about marriage..
Gaurav: Chal mere ko bhi kuch kaam hai.. milta hun tujhe.. bad mein..

Hugs and hand shake.. then ADIOS..

At the Airport
Gaurav: aagai tu ?
Sakshi(Gaurav's Buddy): Laughing
Vishal:(sakshi's Husband): hello, How you doin ?
Sakshi; Oh please..No english..
Vishal: Poker Face
Gaurav: kitni dominating hai tu ? vishal eska kahana band karde..
Sakshi: tum dono ko khana nahi milega
Gaurav: kidhar leke jarahi hai mere ko
Sakshi: Surprise party
Gaurav: Surprise or party dono ?
They reached the venue

Vishal made gaurav his eyes closed..
They moved in a dark room..and suddenly..light up..everyone clapping..

Gaurav's Whole family was there..
everyone looking at him..cheering up..

Sakshi hugging vishal and crying..(girl with low emotional quotient)

Sakshi's Kids also crying because mom was crying, it was an emotional moment for her , half of the people were crying to see him, and half of them were happy,
it was a chaotic happines for the whole family.

Next day
Gaurav: hello sanket,
Sanket: haan..this is your phone number na..
Gaurav: I need arjun's number
Sanket: @#$%^&*(%^&
Gaurav; okay, let me know when do we have to work on, i got the place arranged for myself.
Sanket: okay, take care, see you sooon..

Gaurav: Hello, Can i talk to some fat fuck from Black Bull University?
Arjun: WTF.. who the fuck are you
Gaurav: Oh Cmon.. Do not pretend as you know me
Arjun: Fuck off, dont call me again
Gaurav: Dare you hang up the phone , i will fuck you up..
Arjun: Laughing..
Gaurav: Laughing..
Arjun: Jinda ho aaap..
Gaurav: Haan yaar.. India aaya..sanket ke sath..
Arjun: Same flight, Great..
Gaurav: haan, tu suna, hows bhabhi? hows kids? hows life ? feeling so good to talk to you
Arjun: Everything great buddy, tu suna..kaisa hai? kab tak hai tu waha? you will be in shadi na.. we will have fun, maja aayega..
Gaurav: thoda aram aram se baat karle..
Arjun: to es baar pics ka kya hua
Gaurav: In process, wild life photography as its best, abhi shayad award milega
Arjun: Holy shit..dude.. you are living your life
Gaurav: Kya sale.. eating the same shit daily.. bayer grills ka bhai hogaya hun..i dont want to remember kya kya khaya maine..
Arjun: hahahhahaa.. welcome to life of bullshit eaters..
Gaurav: Please.. Main bike chalate hue.. makkhiya nahi khata..
Arjun: Poker face
Gaurav: tu kab araha hai
Arjun: will reach by 5th, shadi 15th ki haina..
Gaurav: okay..chal aabhi rakhta hun.. fir karta hun baad mein call..
Arjun: okay, sabko ghar mein namaste bolna.. so good to talk to you man.. missed you buddy.
Gaurav: Same here bitch..Take care.. see you sooon..

Next day
Sanket: hello gaurav,
Gaurav: haan bhai.. everything fine ?
Sanket: yeah, i booked the tickets we have flight in 4hrs..see you at the airport
Gaurav: Okay, i'll be there, get your shits together, its the show time,
Sanket: DO not scare me,
Gaurav: ohkay, chal fir vijay hoke aate hain..

IN Nagpur
Sanket: yaar bht ajeeb lag raha hai..
Gaurav: everything will be alright..dont worry
Sanket: Hmm.. we are going there directly..
Gaurav: okay, let me inform my friend..

Gaurav: Hello boss, i will be coming home late, dost ke sath jaraha hun kaam se..
Karthik:  okay perfect, mere bhi ghar pe guest arahe hain..  i will let you know when i'll be free..
Gaurav: see you man, bye

Sanket: agaya ghar, we'll meet them first, leave the luggage in here only.
Gaurav: yaar, yeh ghar kuch jana pehchana lag raha hai..
Sanket: abhi philosophy mat kar..
Gaurav: aisa kyu lag rha hai yeh mere dost ka ghar hai..
Sanket: stop messing around.. yeh meri sasural hai..
Gaurav: dude..m sure yeh dost ka ghar hai..
Sanket: please.. abhi nahi..

Anamika's mom opened the gate: aao sanket beta.. (looking at gaurav).. gaurav beta tum yahan..
Gaurav: (whispering): i told you.. man..this is freaking awkward
Sanket: Fuck Man...