It was a rough day for sanket , he wasnt able to think straight, Gaurav on the other hand was still not worried about sanket, Karthik was angry with his father for asking him to move out, Anamika's Father was still in no Non sense mode, he was thinking about his daughter and sanket, but still didnt wanted to discuss with anyone.
Next morning..gaurav recieved a call from unknown number..
Gaurav: Hello
Rakshanda: Main bol rahi hun..Uncle ko pataya kya ?
Gaurav: are yaar..tumne bataya nahi uncle ek dum sanki hai..
On phone was Gaurav's girlfriend.. she was the one who sent gaurav to convince Anamika's Dad to talk to her father for letting her marry him.
Rakshanda: Tumhe Uncle sanki lag rahe hain..then god bless you..
Gaurav: Yaar sanket ko janti ho..
Rakshanda: Han woh qualcomm wala.. kya hua usko..
Gaurav: He is in love with uncle's Daughter..
Rakshanda: Wtf.. yaar apna rayeta nahi sambhal raha..tum uska dahi ka rayeta banane mein lage ho..
Gaurav: yaar Please.. Bhai hai woh mera..
Rakshanda: Agar mere dad ko convince nahi kiya na..to fir mere se bura koi nahi hoga...
Gaurav: Tumse bura ho bhi nahi sakta.. Sanki baap..Jiddi ladki..
Rakshanda: Mere dad ke liye kuch mat bolo... jis kaam ke liye gaye ho..woh to karo..
Gaurav: are pagali.. agar Sanket ke liye Uncle maan gaye to fir Uncle tumhare Dad ko bhi mana lenge na..
Rakshanda: ha ha ha.. funny.. tumhara camera nahi hai yeh.. jo setting change karke..achi picture nikal loge..yahan setting kharab hui..toh we are screwed..
Gaurav: Kahan se leke aati ho logic ?
Rakshanda: tumse kuch to seekha haina..
Gaurav: aaab rakh bhi do phone.. let me do my work..
Rakshanda: I want positive result.. i want to get married before you leave asia..
Gaurav: Next project asia mein lelunga. Intezar karo thoda..
Rakshanda: Main fir nahi kar rahi shadi tumse.. You are impossible..
Gaurav: Majak kar raha hun.. will do something... dont worry..
Rakshanda: Thats like my boy.. over and out..
Gaurav: Kamaal ki ladki hai...
On the breakfast table..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav beta.. toh australian tour kaisa tha..
Gaurav:(surprised..uncle taking interest in photography).. uncle acha tha.. kuch khas success nahi mili.. but learnt a lot about lizards..
Karthik surprised .. anamika's mom making faces.. uncle surprised..
Anamika's Dad: Oh lizard... kuch batao unke bare mein...
Gaurav: Uncle.. breakfast nahi kha paoge aap..
Every one chuckling...
Gaurav: uncle aap bataiye na.. kuch army ka..
Anamika's Dad: (smiling.. feeling proud.. sudden change in voice).. kya sunna chhaoge ARMY ka.. discipline.. honour.. Battle..
Gaurav: uncle woh story bataiye na.. jism you had a fight with rebellion group.. Karthik bata raha tha..something happened..
Karthik: Looking strangely at Gaurav... Main.. maine kab aisa..bol..
Anamika's Dad: woh to karthik ko bhi nahi pata.. Dushmano ne gher liya tha.. Main akela bacha tha batallion mein.. 5 ko ek sath mar giraya.. woh bhi bare hands..
Gaurav: bare hands.. Uncle kya bat hai.. Guns nahi the kya..
Anamika's Dad: Are beta.. Foladi haatho ke samne.. hathiyar kaam nahi aate..
Gaurav knew he is getting close to his mission...
Gaurav: Wah uncle..to body show ho jaye..shamko..
Anamika's Dad: are beta.. aab to bhudapa aagaya.. aab kya body..
Gaurav: are uncle.. sher budha ho ya jawan..sher he rehta hai... kyu aunty..
Anamika's Mom Smiles.. Uncle got a good ego boost.. karthik was still wondering as to what really is gaurav doing..
Karthik: Toh Gaurav.. Hows your life.. kaisa chal raha hai kaam.. where is your next assignment..
Gaurav: are kaam to chalta rehta hain..Uncle aap bataiye.. kya karna hai aage ..
Anamika's Dad: Still in that Proud moment.. Kuch nahi.. Ek business ka soch raha hun...
Karthik: Hmm.. Dad ko help ho jayegi..
Anamika's Dad: Mujhe kisi ki help nahi chahiye..
Gaurav: Karthik.. Please.. Subah subah nahi.. toh uncle..kya socha hai ?
Anamika's Dad: Soch raha hun.. Farm house kharidu.. Kheti badi karu...
Gaurav: Idea bura nahi hai.. but fir land manage kaise karoge aap..
Anamika's Dad: aab ladka ladki ki shadi karke.. time he time hoga..sab manage ho jayega..
Gaurav: acha uncle aap Ghosh uncle ko jante hain ?
Anamika's Dad: are woh ghosh, Jigri dost hai mera.
Gaurav: acha uncle.. toh aap unke bare mein bataye..
Karthik looking at gaurav with raised eye brow.. suddenly Aunty stopped eating.. Uncle..start Staring at him..
Anamika's Dad: How do you know him ?
Gaurav: Are unki beti hai ..woh mere sath kaam karti hai..usne bataya ki he is very strict...
Anamika's Dad: are nariyal hai woh toh.. upar se strict..ander se narm..
Gaurav: Bilkul apki tarah..
Anamika's Dad: Bahut smart tarike se baat karlete ho tum toh.. Unki beti pasand hai ?
Gaurav: kaun ? kya? mujhe? are nahi.. kya baat kar rahe ho uncle.. main shadi.. abhi thodi na umar hai meri..
Anamika's dad: beta hamari umar mein .. sirf shakal dekhke pata chal jata hai ki ladke ke ander kya chal raha hai..
Gaurav: to sanket ko dekh ke kya laga..
Anamika's Dad: tum uski sifarish ke liye yahan ruke ho ?
Gaurav: are uncle generally question puch raha hun..
Anamika's Dad: ladka thik hai..
Gaurav: to fir dikkat kahan hain uncle..
Anamika's Dad: Caste.. Culture.. Values..
Gaurav: Ghosh uncle ki bhi to caste alag hai.. aap Indian Army se ho.. wahan bhi agar casteism hone laga to desh ko bachayega kaun ?
Anamika's Dad(Looking at the table...listening to gaurav)
Gaurav: main gaurantee de sakta hun..us ladke ki.. he is one of the best guy i have met so far..
Anamika's Dad: beta.. vichaar nahi milenege..
Gaurav: ladke se 5 min bat karke.. vichaar nahi milenge.. time dena hota hai..
Anamika's Dad : Beta.. main samajhta hun.. but bahar ki hawa bht kharab hai..
Gaurav: to uncle..caste ka koi problem nahi hai..
Anamika's Dad: Main army se hun beta.. Caste Vaste ka koi matlab nahi hai mujhe..
Gaurav: to fir aakhir locha kya hai ?
Anamika's Dad: Locha ?
Gaurav: i mean problem ?
Anamika's Dad: I cant not digest the fact that my daughter is getting married and i can not chose a boy for her.
Gaurav: ( yeh kya hai.. uncle ko ladka dhundna tha.. aab kya bolu)
Gaurav: Believe me uncle.. yeh bht acha hai .. aap he batao..agar yeh log wah shadi karlete to kitna bura hota..
Anamika's Dad: agar esne America jaake chorh diya meri ladki ko to fir main to kahi muh dikhane layak nahi rahunga..
Gaurav: Are uncle.. pre nup karwa lete hain..
Anamika's Dad: yeh kya hai ?
Gaurav: are mast cheez hoti hai.. aisa karte hain..ki agar ladka ladki chodhke jata hai to ladke ki sari property ke naam..
Anamika's Dad: aisa hota hai ?
Gaurav: Uncle ji.. aapne bhali chinta ki.. Lawyer hain daddy..sab set karwa deta hun..
Anamika's Dad: hmm.. to fir shayad baat ban sakti hai..
Gaurav: to fir usko bolu..parents leke aajaye..ya fir aap jana chahoge.. ghar bhi dekh lena..
Anamika's Dad: hmm.. main he jata hun.. pata to chale ki meri ladki rahegi kahan..india aake..
Gaurav: Mubarak ho uncle..
Anamika's Dad: tune meri tension he door kardi..
Gaurav: Are uncle.. aap bhi to mere dost ke papa hai..
After a break..
Gaurav: are uncle woh ghosh uncle kaise hain ?
Anamika's Dad: are woh acha hai..soch raha hun..unki beti ki shadi karthik se karwadu..
Gaurav in WTF mode..
Gaurav: Karthik ? rakshanda se ?
Anamika's Dad: haan.. saalo ki dosti rishte mein badal jayegi..
Gaurav: are uncle..karthik se puch lijiye.. or us ladki ke bare mein kuch bol nahi sakte..
Anamika's Dad: karthik mera beta hai.. maan jayega.. bachpan ke dost hain woh log.. or ladki to tere sath kaam karti hai.. koi dikkat hai ?
Gaurav: Bas uncle kya batau aapko.. jaane dijiye..
Anamika's Dad: Kyu kuch aisi waisi ladki hai kya ?
Gaurav: uncle aab jaane dijiye.. ladkiyo ke bare mein aise baat nahi karni chahiye..aap to jaante he ho..
Anamika's Dad: beta bata mere ko..main ghosh se baat karte hun..
Gaurav: are uncle..jaane dijiye.. aab kya he batau..
Anamika's Dad: are beta..bol.. kya pareshani hai..
Gaurav: are uncle..hai uska ek boy friend..usi ke sath ghumti firti hai.. edhar udhar..party sharty karti hai.. chhote chhote kapde pahen ke..
Anamika's Dad: chhote kapde ? nahi nahi .. karthik ki shadi nahi karwani fir toh..
Gaurav: (relaxed) haan uncle..aab aap he socho..aaapki ladki chhote kapde pehne to kaisa lagega aapko..
Anamika's Dad: haan beta.. i am feeling sorry for ghosh..
Gaurav: Me too uncle.. uncle aapse ek favor mangna tha..
Anamika's Dad: Haan bolo..
Gaurav: Uncle us ladki ka boy friend main he hun..
Anamika's Dad: Tum? to fir aise nahi bol sakte the.. etna ghuma ke kyu bola..
Gaurav: aap karthik ki shadi ka soch rahe the..
Anamika's Dad: tum bhi to mere beta ho na.. jaise karthik..waise tum..
Gaurav: thank you uncle.. aap uncle se baat karloge fir..mere liye..
Anamika's Dad: i will try..
Gaurav: uncle please.. mere ko shadi karni hai usse..
Anamika's Dad: i said.. i will try..
Gaurav: abhi to karthik or main ek se the apke liye..aab u will try..
Anamika's Dad: okay..i will make sure..i get i done..
Gaurav: thank you uncle.. Sanket se bat karleta hun aab..
Later That Day..
Sanket: Hello
Gaurav: Bhai.. Uncle ji tere ghar aare.. tayiyar rakh sabko..
Sanket: but ghar pe sare mehman aaye hue hain..shadi ka ghar hai..
Gaurav: not my problem.. i did what i said..
Sanket: Yaar kuch kar na..
Gaurav: Sorry babe.. your mess..take care of it..
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