Sanket: tu phele bata nahi sakta tha dost ka naam ?
Gaurav: Mujhe sapne arahe hain ki tu dost ki bahen pe line maarega ?
Sanket:(annoyed) woh meri biwi hone wali hai.
Gaurav: Chup ka ja.. shadi cancel karwa dunga teri..
Sanket: tu dost hai ya devil
Gaurav: welcome to the hell..
Anamika's Mom: Beta gaurav..tum sanket ko kaise jante ho ?
Gaurav: aunty humne masters saath he mein ki thi..
Karthik: to he is the one jisko har sentence mein "adjective F" lagana hota tha..
Gaurav: hehehe..no..that is arjun.
Anamika's Mom: Beta sanket kuch kha lo..
Gaurav: Sanket khao na beta..
Sanket: (poker face smile) ji aunty leta hun..uncle ji kahan hain ?
Anamika's Mom: bas aate he honge.. Pooja kar rahe hain..
Gaurav: Uncle chutti pe aaye hain kya ?
Karthik: are retire hogaye.. Army walo ne bola.. aap ghar mein jyada thik rahoge..
Sanket: ARMY.
Gaurav: (looking at sanket)
Sanket: nahi woh..actually army mein interest the hamesha se... to thoda surprise laga..
Gaurav: GF se romance ke alawa ghar ki bat kar li hoti..
Sanket(poker face)
the all of a sudden..a husky voice came from another room..
Karthik.. woh ladka aagaya kya ?
Karthik: Ji papa.. or apke liye surprise bhi aaya hai..
Anamika's Dad: usne naa kardi shadi ko ?
Sanket: fuck me.
Gaurav: Uncle ji namaste..
Sanket: bhai tu help karega meri.. situation is worse in here..
Gaurav: ruk.. eski sari family ko pata lunga..
Sanket: teri nahi meri shadi honi hai anamika se..
Gaurav: abe bhabhi hai meri woh..
Sanket: sorry.. but i am scared..
Anamika's Dad: gaurav beta tum kahan se.
sanket noticed he is being ignored..
Gaurav: uncle apne dost ke liye apki ladki ka hath mangne aaya hun..
Anamika's Dad: Surprisingly looking at gaurav and sanket..
Sanket: got up to touch his feet..
Anamika's Dad: Sit down..gentle man..there is no need to show sanskar..
Gaurav sensed that tension between the two..
Gaurav: Aunty toh trip kaisi rahi aapki ?
Anamika's Mom: Achi thi beta.. tumhare uncle 10yrs baad leke gaye the kahi mujhe..
Sanket still freaking out.. doesn't know as to what to say and what exactly is going on..
he knew..if the impression is not good.. today will be the last day of Sanket is Anamika's Life..
Anamika's dad: Sanket.. tell me about yourself..
Gaurav: Uncle koi job posting nikli hai kya ?
Anamika's dad: staring at gaurav.. and then at karthik..
Sanket: Pinching gaurav.. let me talk..
Sanket: Uncle.. i am working as Senior Engineer in Qualcomm, i am earning 120k which is equal to 7,500,000 in Inr.. I have a home in Buffalo, its a nice place.
i will keep anamika happy , i know she is the best girl i will ever get in my life, she is combo of you two actually, your discipline, aunts smile and kindness.
She is beautiful girl..
Anamika's Dad: She is my daughter.. ofcorse she is beautiful.
Anamika's Mom: Smiling at sanket..
Gaurav:(face palm..murmering.. kaash hindi movies dekhi hoti to esko malum hota ki ladki ke bap se kaise bat karte hain)
Sanket: (angry face) looking at Gaurav.. you are not helping me out..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. yeh tumhari tarah to nahi haina.. jagah jagah ghumta rahe.. weird life style.. eating whatever he can.
Gaurav: (poker face smile).. hehehe.. nahi nahi uncle.. yeh to engineer hai.. kaam karta hai. wapas aata hai ghar.. bas.. kahi bhi jata hai anamika ko leke jata hai...
Anamika's Mom: Beta kabhi anamika ne tumhare bare mein nahi bataya.. baki sanket ke sab dosto ke bare mein suna hai..
Gaurav: woh aunty.. main chala gaya wahan se..before all this started.. toh anamika se kabhi milna nahi ho paya..
Anamika's Dad: toh how can you tell me..that he stays in buffalo.. when you dont even stay there..
Gaurav: Uncle.. ladka hai.. i mean dost hai mera.. i know him..we used to be room mates, we dont lie to each other.. bht seedha ladka hai..
Anamika's Dad: main sab janta hun..kaun kitna seedha hai.. ladke bahar jake bigad jate hain..
Gaurav: toh woh to ladkiya bhi bigad jati hai..
Sanket: awww shit..
Anamika's Dad: what do you mean.. I have full faith in my daughter.. she is still the same as she was..
Gaurav: just becuase she is your daughter ..toh everything is the same as before..and sanket is not your son to woh bigad gaya.. what is this uncle..
Anamika's Dad: Giving a huge stare to gaurav..
Sanket: Staring at gaurav.. wtf are you doing ?
Anamika's Dad: Becuase thats my daughter.. and i know her well..
Gaurav: how much sure are you about your son Karthik ?
Karthik: Gaurav..how am i related to all this..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. I am 100% sure..he is a gentleman.. and he is bold enough to say what he did..
Gaurav: Karthik.. Did they know that you have a girlfriend..
Karthik: Stop it..
Anamika's Dad: Karthik.. what is all this.. How could you do this..
Gaurav: Relax uncle.. i just wanted to see how much you trust..
Sanket: Uncle.. maine kabhi kuch life mein galat nahi kiya..if you want ..i will come back to India. But please dont say ki i dont love her..(in tears)
Gaurav: Uncle.. Bharosa rakhiye.. agar apki ladki ko kuch hua to sabse phele main mardalunga sanket ko..
Anamika's Dad: Bharose ke baat nahi hai beta.. i am not sure if he is the right person..upar se caste..
Gaurav: Wohoho.. Army person.. Worrying about Caste..
Anamika's Mom: bas ek yehi problem hai beta.. aab tumse kya chhupana.. tum log bade ho to samajh sakte ho..
Anamika's Dad: dekho... mujhe anamika ki shadi karwane mein problem nahi.. but this caste system is a huge burden.. i have huge respect in society..
Sanket: I understand that part... but esme mera kya dosh hai if i am from another caste..
Gaurav: Uncle.. apko achcha lagega agar apki ladki kisi apki jaat wali se shadi karle..or khush na rahe..
Anamika's Dad: beta woh baat main samajh raha hun.. but Ijjat bht mushkil se kamai jati hai..
Gaurav: Uncle ijjat..caste dekh ke nahi ki jati..
Anamika's Mom: (Crying).. i never knew.. etna bada decision lena padega..
Anamika's Dad: Sanket.. dont take me wrong.. but yes caste is a big issue..mujhe sochne ka waqt chahiye..
Gaurav: Sanket tu Ja.. main uncle ka jawab leke jaunga..
Anamika's Dad: tum yehi rukne wale ho na Gaurav..
Gaurav: ji uncle..or haan sunke he ghar se vida lunga..
Sanket: uncle i am here for 15days...please jaldi decision lena..its a matter of life for 2 persons..
Karthik: I would not marry in my caste.. I am letting you people know..
Anamika's Dad: You will do what i say.. this is my House.. my rules.
Karthik: I will leave with Gaurav then.. i have an offer from a big company.. rehna akele aap dono.. this is height of Dictatorship..
Anamika's Dad: Leave NOW
Anamika's Mom: Are pagal ho gaye ho kya.. kya anab shanab bole jarahe ho..
Anamika's Mom: sanket.. beta abhi thik waqt nahi hai baat karne ka.. fir bat karte hain.. abhi behtar hoga aap chale jao..
Gaurav: Bhai.. tu abhi chale ja.. fir karte hain baat..
Sanket: Gaurav.. you are responsible ki aage kya hona hai..
Sanket moved out.. he is at the gate..discussing things with gaurav..
Sanket: Yaar uncle nahi maanegenge..
Gaurav: Uncle kya enke poore pariwar wale manegnge..
Sanket: Yaar i am shit scared.. sari cheeze book kar chuka hun.. kitna sara paisa lag chuka hai..
Gaurav: abe tujhe paise ki padi hai yahan.. its a matter of life..
Sanket: Ghar jaake kya bolu.. Dad is upset ki mujhe aake bat karni pad rahi hai...Ladki wale aate hain bat karne..
Gaurav: Sanket sir.. Please.. Orthodox se Paradox ho jayega.. agar thoda bhi Traiditional pe gaye aap..
Sanket: i dont know ki aunty bhi manenge.. anamika se kya bolu yaar..
Gaurav: Aunty ki to Yes hai.. tu tension na le.. Uncle ko manana hai..
Sanket: Gaurav..yaar kuch ho to jayega na.. sab positive hoga na..
Gaurav: main karthik ke sath kuch plan karta hun.. kuch to hojana chahiye.. i mean positive reh..
Sanket: Anamika ko boldu haan..
Gaurav: Abhi nahi.. 2 din ka time de usko..
Sanket: main chalta hun aab..
Gaurav: relax..
Sanket: How can i
Gaurav: still.. i will handle it.
Sanket: its all in your hand..
Gaurav: Mujhe sapne arahe hain ki tu dost ki bahen pe line maarega ?
Sanket:(annoyed) woh meri biwi hone wali hai.
Gaurav: Chup ka ja.. shadi cancel karwa dunga teri..
Sanket: tu dost hai ya devil
Gaurav: welcome to the hell..
Anamika's Mom: Beta gaurav..tum sanket ko kaise jante ho ?
Gaurav: aunty humne masters saath he mein ki thi..
Karthik: to he is the one jisko har sentence mein "adjective F" lagana hota tha..
Gaurav: hehehe..no..that is arjun.
Anamika's Mom: Beta sanket kuch kha lo..
Gaurav: Sanket khao na beta..
Sanket: (poker face smile) ji aunty leta hun..uncle ji kahan hain ?
Anamika's Mom: bas aate he honge.. Pooja kar rahe hain..
Gaurav: Uncle chutti pe aaye hain kya ?
Karthik: are retire hogaye.. Army walo ne bola.. aap ghar mein jyada thik rahoge..
Sanket: ARMY.
Gaurav: (looking at sanket)
Sanket: nahi woh..actually army mein interest the hamesha se... to thoda surprise laga..
Gaurav: GF se romance ke alawa ghar ki bat kar li hoti..
Sanket(poker face)
the all of a sudden..a husky voice came from another room..
Karthik.. woh ladka aagaya kya ?
Karthik: Ji papa.. or apke liye surprise bhi aaya hai..
Anamika's Dad: usne naa kardi shadi ko ?
Sanket: fuck me.
Gaurav: Uncle ji namaste..
Sanket: bhai tu help karega meri.. situation is worse in here..
Gaurav: ruk.. eski sari family ko pata lunga..
Sanket: teri nahi meri shadi honi hai anamika se..
Gaurav: abe bhabhi hai meri woh..
Sanket: sorry.. but i am scared..
Anamika's Dad: gaurav beta tum kahan se.
sanket noticed he is being ignored..
Gaurav: uncle apne dost ke liye apki ladki ka hath mangne aaya hun..
Anamika's Dad: Surprisingly looking at gaurav and sanket..
Sanket: got up to touch his feet..
Anamika's Dad: Sit down..gentle man..there is no need to show sanskar..
Gaurav sensed that tension between the two..
Gaurav: Aunty toh trip kaisi rahi aapki ?
Anamika's Mom: Achi thi beta.. tumhare uncle 10yrs baad leke gaye the kahi mujhe..
Sanket still freaking out.. doesn't know as to what to say and what exactly is going on..
he knew..if the impression is not good.. today will be the last day of Sanket is Anamika's Life..
Anamika's dad: Sanket.. tell me about yourself..
Gaurav: Uncle koi job posting nikli hai kya ?
Anamika's dad: staring at gaurav.. and then at karthik..
Sanket: Pinching gaurav.. let me talk..
Sanket: Uncle.. i am working as Senior Engineer in Qualcomm, i am earning 120k which is equal to 7,500,000 in Inr.. I have a home in Buffalo, its a nice place.
i will keep anamika happy , i know she is the best girl i will ever get in my life, she is combo of you two actually, your discipline, aunts smile and kindness.
She is beautiful girl..
Anamika's Dad: She is my daughter.. ofcorse she is beautiful.
Anamika's Mom: Smiling at sanket..
Gaurav:(face palm..murmering.. kaash hindi movies dekhi hoti to esko malum hota ki ladki ke bap se kaise bat karte hain)
Sanket: (angry face) looking at Gaurav.. you are not helping me out..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. yeh tumhari tarah to nahi haina.. jagah jagah ghumta rahe.. weird life style.. eating whatever he can.
Gaurav: (poker face smile).. hehehe.. nahi nahi uncle.. yeh to engineer hai.. kaam karta hai. wapas aata hai ghar.. bas.. kahi bhi jata hai anamika ko leke jata hai...
Anamika's Mom: Beta kabhi anamika ne tumhare bare mein nahi bataya.. baki sanket ke sab dosto ke bare mein suna hai..
Gaurav: woh aunty.. main chala gaya wahan se..before all this started.. toh anamika se kabhi milna nahi ho paya..
Anamika's Dad: toh how can you tell me..that he stays in buffalo.. when you dont even stay there..
Gaurav: Uncle.. ladka hai.. i mean dost hai mera.. i know him..we used to be room mates, we dont lie to each other.. bht seedha ladka hai..
Anamika's Dad: main sab janta hun..kaun kitna seedha hai.. ladke bahar jake bigad jate hain..
Gaurav: toh woh to ladkiya bhi bigad jati hai..
Sanket: awww shit..
Anamika's Dad: what do you mean.. I have full faith in my daughter.. she is still the same as she was..
Gaurav: just becuase she is your daughter ..toh everything is the same as before..and sanket is not your son to woh bigad gaya.. what is this uncle..
Anamika's Dad: Giving a huge stare to gaurav..
Sanket: Staring at gaurav.. wtf are you doing ?
Anamika's Dad: Becuase thats my daughter.. and i know her well..
Gaurav: how much sure are you about your son Karthik ?
Karthik: Gaurav..how am i related to all this..
Anamika's Dad: Gaurav.. I am 100% sure..he is a gentleman.. and he is bold enough to say what he did..
Gaurav: Karthik.. Did they know that you have a girlfriend..
Karthik: Stop it..
Anamika's Dad: Karthik.. what is all this.. How could you do this..
Gaurav: Relax uncle.. i just wanted to see how much you trust..
Sanket: Uncle.. maine kabhi kuch life mein galat nahi kiya..if you want ..i will come back to India. But please dont say ki i dont love her..(in tears)
Gaurav: Uncle.. Bharosa rakhiye.. agar apki ladki ko kuch hua to sabse phele main mardalunga sanket ko..
Anamika's Dad: Bharose ke baat nahi hai beta.. i am not sure if he is the right person..upar se caste..
Gaurav: Wohoho.. Army person.. Worrying about Caste..
Anamika's Mom: bas ek yehi problem hai beta.. aab tumse kya chhupana.. tum log bade ho to samajh sakte ho..
Anamika's Dad: dekho... mujhe anamika ki shadi karwane mein problem nahi.. but this caste system is a huge burden.. i have huge respect in society..
Sanket: I understand that part... but esme mera kya dosh hai if i am from another caste..
Gaurav: Uncle.. apko achcha lagega agar apki ladki kisi apki jaat wali se shadi karle..or khush na rahe..
Anamika's Dad: beta woh baat main samajh raha hun.. but Ijjat bht mushkil se kamai jati hai..
Gaurav: Uncle ijjat..caste dekh ke nahi ki jati..
Anamika's Mom: (Crying).. i never knew.. etna bada decision lena padega..
Anamika's Dad: Sanket.. dont take me wrong.. but yes caste is a big issue..mujhe sochne ka waqt chahiye..
Gaurav: Sanket tu Ja.. main uncle ka jawab leke jaunga..
Anamika's Dad: tum yehi rukne wale ho na Gaurav..
Gaurav: ji uncle..or haan sunke he ghar se vida lunga..
Sanket: uncle i am here for 15days...please jaldi decision lena..its a matter of life for 2 persons..
Karthik: I would not marry in my caste.. I am letting you people know..
Anamika's Dad: You will do what i say.. this is my House.. my rules.
Karthik: I will leave with Gaurav then.. i have an offer from a big company.. rehna akele aap dono.. this is height of Dictatorship..
Anamika's Dad: Leave NOW
Anamika's Mom: Are pagal ho gaye ho kya.. kya anab shanab bole jarahe ho..
Anamika's Mom: sanket.. beta abhi thik waqt nahi hai baat karne ka.. fir bat karte hain.. abhi behtar hoga aap chale jao..
Gaurav: Bhai.. tu abhi chale ja.. fir karte hain baat..
Sanket: Gaurav.. you are responsible ki aage kya hona hai..
Sanket moved out.. he is at the gate..discussing things with gaurav..
Sanket: Yaar uncle nahi maanegenge..
Gaurav: Uncle kya enke poore pariwar wale manegnge..
Sanket: Yaar i am shit scared.. sari cheeze book kar chuka hun.. kitna sara paisa lag chuka hai..
Gaurav: abe tujhe paise ki padi hai yahan.. its a matter of life..
Sanket: Ghar jaake kya bolu.. Dad is upset ki mujhe aake bat karni pad rahi hai...Ladki wale aate hain bat karne..
Gaurav: Sanket sir.. Please.. Orthodox se Paradox ho jayega.. agar thoda bhi Traiditional pe gaye aap..
Sanket: i dont know ki aunty bhi manenge.. anamika se kya bolu yaar..
Gaurav: Aunty ki to Yes hai.. tu tension na le.. Uncle ko manana hai..
Sanket: Gaurav..yaar kuch ho to jayega na.. sab positive hoga na..
Gaurav: main karthik ke sath kuch plan karta hun.. kuch to hojana chahiye.. i mean positive reh..
Sanket: Anamika ko boldu haan..
Gaurav: Abhi nahi.. 2 din ka time de usko..
Sanket: main chalta hun aab..
Gaurav: relax..
Sanket: How can i
Gaurav: still.. i will handle it.
Sanket: its all in your hand..
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